I witnessed a car theft!!

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davyjones

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first off all event in the story are true and in no way exaggerated(sp?)
Ok so here I am sitting in the parking lot of Jet's the local family owned grocery store. My dad is in there picking out some buns whatever not really important. So I'm sitting here just looking around and I noticed a nice newer HHR pulling out of its spot getting ready to pull out of the small parking lot. So I'm just watching this car going and the all of the sudden piece of shit blue car comes flying in and just nails the HHR head on. So this piece of shit blue car backs up and then i see this guying running from somewhere yelling something. Now this must have really scared the driver of the shitty blue car because slammed it in drive and slammed the gas and nailed the HHR once again backed up and cut the wheel this time and just took off the side of the HHR and then started speeding away. So the guy that chasing the blue car continued to chase the car screaming "THAT'S MY CAR!!". Then the driver of the HHR gets out and just had a look that said "what the fuck is going on". And I am saying the same thing too cause you know who the fuck sees that everyday. So I get out of my car and started walking down the little back road behind the store that leads to the Family Dollar because that is where the shitty blue car went to. So i go around the bend and i see the blue car parked with the door open. So i go up the and see all these people standing around and they are like he went into the Family Dollar!! So I stood there and my dad and the guy in the HHR come driving back. So my dad, a huge guy, asked the fella " You want me to go in there and drag his ass out?" and the guy replied " Yeah, I guess let's go" and then all the sudden the kid comes busting out and just takes off so i went to chase after him and some peice of trash guy says "i know his mom i know where he's going" and the kid ran right into his house. So this guy that was chasing the car comes running over saying that kid stole his car and all this and that. Next we see this kid who stole the car come walking down with his mom. So they get down there and the kid's mom asks whats going on did he steal one of your cars. So the guy he took the car off of says yeah it was my car. Then this guys wife comes walking over. Now this bitch was disgusting. She was 300 pounds and she had this low cut button up shirt on and her gut was poking out of the buttons just absolutely disgusting. She starts yelling at the kid who stole the car, screaming at him all kinds of stuff. Then the kid starts screaming back like YYYAAAA YAAAAAAA and the kids mom says I'm really sorry he's retarded. Can you believe that!? a retarded kid stole someones car wrecked another one and the went to hide in a family dollar.
 
I mean I think I got the over sense of the story, but damn, reading that was like walking through a dense forest, in the dark, with no shoes on. (no moon light through the trees)
 
a mentally challenged young man stole a car, drove it into another car, fled the immediate area, ditched the car, ran into a dollar store to hide out, came running out of the store and went to his house.

there he was met by his huge, disgusting mother who proceeded to yell at him while he expressed himself with unintelligable wails similar to others you may have heard from mentally handicapped people.

 
that is messed up. probably was playing GTA or something and decided to try it out himself. then realized that he wasn't strapped so he ran to the store that he thought was the gun store. nope it was a dollar store with squirt guns. no help so he ran back home and waited for another mission. wish i saw that.
reminds me of a story i saw of someone crushing a car. i was at my brothers baseball game minding mine own business in the sandbox and all of a sudden there is a loud noise and a revving car engine. i look over to where it's coming from and i see a car in the air. when the car lands it speeds up and is going in reverse towards a patch of big ol' trees. it slams in the trees and immediately hear screaming. turns out that the person in the passenger seat wanted to try driving from the passenger seat while the pedals and the wheel where on the left side of the car like normal american cars. and to throw more fuel to the fire there was a infant in the back in a baby car seat. was pretty crazy to see only being 12 years old.
 
yeah. i have a younger brother and what else is there to do in at a little league baseball game. we would normally just jump in like long jumping and see who can get the furthest. that and we'd toss the ball around. normally we would just chill near the sandbox.
 
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