I wish skiing without poles didn't look gay

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Ice-Is-Scary

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My pole stuck in the ground on the landing the other day when I was practing switch 180's (was working up to a switch 3 {started doing them a few days ago } and it jammed me in the ribs it's the first time my pole ever hurt me it really fucking hurt but theres not much you can do cuz skiing without poles looks skiblader-ish wow theres no point to my thread is there.....

Crashin' with Passion'
 
ya..so yesterday i was skiing and just screwing around with friends and i did a 180 knuckled the jump and my pole stuck into the ground and my face slammed into it. it knocked me out, gave me a huge lip, broke my nose and screwed up my teeth...i hate poles.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
yeah i overrotated a 3 and landed on my pole and it hurt a lot

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
a ski patroller was telling me that one time someone hit a jump without a basket on his pole and his pole went all the way through his stomach.

I think he lived.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
i got a grapefruit size bruise from a pole once, i was practicing switch 270 on and i messed one up fell halfway and punched my leg with it, and then i ended up punching my keys, which gave me the bruise, and i broke my ring finger, poles suck big pee pee

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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
haha ghost dragon, i dont have a basket on my pole and this lift lady said i could stab someone, but i was like no im not gonna stab anyone, but i never thought about stabbing myself

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
yeah i really fucked up my rips from my pole by landing on it.

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REMEMBER: It's 10% equipment, and 90% rider.
 
yeah I'm at work (bored) always trailing away in my thoughts anyway we need to invent something to replace poles you carry it in your hand so you don't look retarded like dual samuri swords those would be safer than skipoles right?

Crashin' with Passion'
 
well at least u dont have to jump up hills like snowboarders, the poles are there for u

If god turned ice into powder the east would be the next Bella Coola!
 
you mean I'm not supposed to stick them in the ground and press all my weight on them when I land DAMN MAN THANK...

Crashin' with Passion'
 
ok, i was riding up the T bar, and trying to put it between my legs (long ride), and it went in the snow (my pole), jabbed me in the nutts, lifted me off the ground (im a pretty heavy guy) and bent, yet, it felt good

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
our hill has a'pracice' park so that oyu can leanr stuff b4 you do it on bigger jumps. I learn it there w/out poles, adn then use my poles in our real park

 
ROTFLMAOSHIMMWTKP!! That was thoroghouly hi-larious. It seems i hurt other people more than i hurt myself with poles. One time when i was little some guy yelled 'On you left' and i was young and pretty dumb so i turned to see who it was and almost took his knees off! He stumbled, but luckily he didn't fall.

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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!
 
No by far the worst thing is that u can throw snowballs while going down the hill very well with fucking poles. It suxs. and it's hard to throw them off chairs cuz i am afraid i will lose them. Speaking of which i threw one at a snowboarders today and the chair was low and he threw one back so me and some buddies beat him down the hill and threw some more at him until he hit me in the leg and then i tackled him and gave gim like 10 shoots in the head. AND WANT TO HEAR THE BEST PART ABOUT POLES!!!! NOT ONLY MY HAND WAS HITTING HIM BUT MY POLES HANDLE WAS AS WELL SO HE WAS JUST MESSUP WHEN WE GOT SPLIT UP.hahaha. dam snowboarders. Never learn

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P R O U D___C A N A D I A N

Ah fuck it, just huck it..EH
 
on my first attempt at switch back full a few years ago, i landed with my pole right under my chin...i couldnt swallow for like 2 days...

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
i was in the pipe, and i was dinkin around and did a 360 in it, pole stuck, hit me square in the teeth, my whole mouth was bleeding had to go to the ski patrol medical thing and if the cut was about a 1/8 of an inch longer i wouldve needed stitches, and after 2 1/2 months you can still see the big scar....that sucked

the carving technique

 
i broke my pole in half the other day and it fucking sucked skiing with only half a pole. it totally threw me off. i never thought that i used my poles but you don't realize it until you don't have them. i think i'm going to steal some rental poles or something tomorrow.

 
well one time i was just skiin around not payin attention and my pole stuck in the ground in front of me and jammed into my nut sack! well i was very young at the time so it didn't hurt as much as it would right now but damn it hurt!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!'
 
poles add style and they come in really handy when you start skiing some step'n'deep stuff. Why get rid of them

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'Life is a Garden - Dig It!'

'i want ur sister man and thanx for telling me wat a 1440 is cuz i am a stupid grade 8 like some people....austrailia isn't a country u guys don't even talk words' - A totally un-provoked attack by NewO shows his high intellect
 
on saturday i got about 10 feet out of the pipe and came out and landed on the deck. the first thing to hit was my pole and dig in straight down. the next thing to hit was my face against the pole. let me tell you pain is only a word untill youve done that.,

 
yeah ive been skiing before and my pole accidentally got stuck in the ground and i nutted myself on it, that sucked real bad

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
hmm i got my pole in the stumeck when i was cruzing down the hill and i was like jibbing on this walls like in a pipe and then all of a suden ive got the fucking pole 'in' me. damn it sucks.

respect the architect
 
well...i've got such a chestguard or how ya call em,like you wear on an mx-bike but just not as heavy and it works fine protecting my ribs and stomach, maybe ya think about this,it also has something to protect your back

greez

 
I know im lame for doing this, but when I know im not gonna land, I toss my poles to the side. LOL, I just let go, cause I dont use straps, the the easiest way to fuck your thumbs up. and the land like 3 feet behind me, but yeah poles add style.

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doing my best to represent the newschoolers in VA
 
i heard of a guy putting a pole threw his ear one time, that was on the moguls though

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
I busted my face like 3 years ago doing a 720. It was right before I was going to get my braces off. The pole planted right in the ground when i hit and my chin nailed it. It bent 4 of my teeth back and also put a hole in my chin, but don't worry ladies im fully recovered now.

 
i went up a mound of snow and tail pressed up and popped off my tails and it threw me off balance and my pole stuck in the ground and i came right down on it with my testicales and the pole snapped in half

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
twice in the same day i was getting off the same chair lift, and i wasnt paying attention to my poles, so they ended up sticking in te ground and impaling my face both times...my lips were HUGE at the end of the day...it sucked

 
I landed switch in a contest once and lost my balance, I went flying into bamboo fence, and my nuts broke one of the bamboo poles in half. The most embarassing and painful moment of my life.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Some are One of the reps said that it ended up being that way there just as good without poles

I mean when you cruising how often do you use poles

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Officially Part of the 'ns ogre crew'
 
if you hang on to your poels whenyou crash its better for your wrists - otherwise you sprain or break it landing with an open palm. And then everyone will think you are asnowboarder

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'Life is a Garden - Dig It!'

'i want ur sister man and thanx for telling me wat a 1440 is cuz i am a stupid grade 8 like some people....austrailia isn't a country u guys don't even talk words' - A totally un-provoked attack by NewO shows his high intellect
 
if u do anything outside of the park, such as real skiing, and save the park for days when everything else sucks, you'll see the necessity of poles. u need them to ski big mountain decently. believe me, they arent just to look cool.

 
Yeah without poles are gods gift in moguls and other steep terrain. I personally only use the park if the runs are shitty.

 
poles are one of the things that separate skiing from snowboarding and skiboarding. it makes skiing a little more challenging and from what i've read dangerous. we wouldn't want skiing to be easy would we cause then people will actually be right when they say snowboarding is harder than skiing.

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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.

-me

 
and i'd like to add all the skiing without poles in Stereotype made me want to jump into the tv and strangle pollard and the other line team members for being so gay. I also wanted to snap and burn my line skogen's

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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.

-me

 
here's an idea, dont fall on your poles!

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A really good friend will help you move a body.

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