I wish I was a bender

RRhighrider

RRhighrider

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I could drink alcohol all the time and never get too drunk. I would never have to

eat. I would burp fire! It would be

awesome. I keep having dreams that I am

a bender
 
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actually bender bending rodiguez gets "drunk" if he doesnt have a steady intake of alcohol. the more he drinks the less drunk he is.
 
wait what? is there something wrong with me or is there another thread like this called "i wish i was a blender"
and im not joking even at the end you were like "i keep having dreams i was a bender" i swear u said blender.

what.
 
i'm sorry to tell you, but there is something wrong with you.

can i have some of whatever it is you're smoking?
 
Nope you can be whatever age, tastes pretty shit though. The point im making here is alcohol is no fun without getting drunk or tipsy, i would hate to be bender, alcohol would lose its meaning.
 
Nah, in America you still have to be 21 to buy non alcohlic beer because it still has alcohol in it, even if its a minuscule amount.
 
Wierd, here they seel it in supermarkets for muslims as and alternative to alcoholic beer, then all the real stuff is in liqour store and you need a licence to buy it.
 
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