I wet my bed

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BIG-DADDY-BLACK

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last night

i was having a dream about snorkeling with jared from subway

and he was shot by a stingray with a gun

and then i got scared

so i woke up

and there was pee everywhere

i screamed

and my mom came in and laughed at me
 
When i was little i would wet the bed sometimes, but then i relized that i only wet the bed when i was peeing in my dreams, so if i have to go in my dream it means i have to go in real life so i wake myself up.
 
i hope no one ever tries to desifer your dreams, because it sounds like you should go on a diet but keep it quite then your friends or stingrays will shoot you because you have cancer.
 
If you want to hear a weird dream, peep this:

I dreamt that I sat on bus with a girl who I know, and suddenly she sat there naked with a huge razor shaving her "below the belt spot", and it all seemed so real, and then I woke up like wtf? where am I?
 
i ALWAYS remember them right when i wake up because for the first minute or so that im awake, im trying to figure out why whatever i dreamt about happened, only to realize that it was only a dream. and no matter how much i think about it, i always forget it completely by breakfast. thats why i write them down. also, because im trying to experiment with lucid dreaming.
 
haha i had a dream a few nights ago and i was makeing this awsome sandwitch, and all i wanted to do is eat it, but i woke up and never got to taste it! it shit me
 
haha yea me too. it would always be me looking for somewhere to piss and id feel the pain and then when i found a urinal with a glowing halo id just let er flow and then i wake up all sad
 
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