I Went to the Zoo...

alpentalik

alpentalik

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My girlfriend and I went to the Woodland Park Zoo yesterday in Seattle and saw some incredible things. All of the animals were really neat, but we liked the gorillas the best. It was really great. One of the gorillas like to sitck its thumb up its ass and move it back and forth and proceed to smell it. There was also a mom with a little baby who was still breast feeding, but while the baby was off a few feet away, mom started to mess around with her own tits, like a pornstar...and then she proceeded to lactate on her face and mouth...needless to say i was quite aroused. After that, the finger fuck one started to touch the babys butt, and then mom would get mad...but finger fuck kept on doing it...it wasn't a little touchy touchy either, it was full on groping the babys bum bum...so we called the finger fucker 'micael jackson'. after a few more minutes the mother decided to throw up all over the place and she and her child proceeded to feast on her vomit. the zoo is fucking amzing, i just wish i was super fucked up before i went, and i will be going back soon, i can guarantee you that.

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why didn't you join in on the fun?

WANK HARD AND PROSPER!

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you see.. im allowed to watch joe millionare because im a huge faggot -mommy

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

 
there was glass separating us...thats the problem with zoos, they're racist...did anyone tell them that the days of segregation were over?

Drop beats, not bombs.
 
maybe we should give harriet tubman a ring on the celly

WANK HARD AND PROSPER!

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you see.. im allowed to watch joe millionare because im a huge faggot -mommy

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

 
hahahahahahaha, thats one of the funnyiest/sickest thigns ive ever read.

but you were aroused you say......:|

beastiality aint really my thing, each to their own i suppose

word..

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when i was young we went to earlton zoo,its the zoo is the largest buffalo with big green testicles,and a llama spit in my dads face

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
 
when your drunk you do stupid and hilarious and the timing was right

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
 
oops nevermind,i replied to wrong post,forget my remark,it was for another thread

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
 
I think he's implying that you're a flaming homosexual. But I don't even know whats going on.

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does this mean tanner hall will be pulling stunts like this next year?

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if he does his research right.. only time will tell

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i took this pic the last time is was at the zoo

ape.jpg'


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that gorilla has huge hands,he must have a huge dong

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
 
this thread needs to go in the ns hall of fame!

funniest thread EVER!!!!

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ah hahahahahahahahahahaha, now that was funny

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

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once I saw a gurilla grab another's balls and proceed to squezz hard. the one reciving the gesture hit the other.

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Every time I read the post that started this thread, I laugh harder than the previous time. Genius...comic genius

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ur a dumb shit

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hahahaha, once while at the zoo we were standing by the rhino/elephant pen and one of my friends says 'look at the rhinos dong!' my o my was it massive, hang down to the ground from his crouch that was about 4 feet from the ground

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
oh yeah, i left one thing out...there is this nocturnal house and they had all sorts of weird turtles and two of them were fucking, so we took pictures.

i have also been to the zoo, awhile back, and witnessed a gorilla shit in its hand and then eat it. that was pretty sweet.

Drop beats, not bombs.
 
hahahahahahaha, holy shit, hahahahahahaha

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
erich, man you are probably the funniest person on this site, this thread is the best, i seriously couldnt stop laughing after i read that, and then some of your replies, i dont think that kid sensed the sarcasm, that was damn funny, good times man

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I think I smell an award.

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im gettin the urge to go to the zoo haha..

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how did canada get its name? they drew letters out of a hat..

C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
 
hahaha that story was so rad... i havent been to a zoo in so many years.... so how come we dont eat shit if we evolved from apes?

'i am excellent cool'
 
going to the zoo is always fun. i personally like the polar bears a whole lot

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i saw two dogs on each other once, kinda funny, then the one on the bottom ran away and the other one chase the dog, it was funny

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
sorry I just coulden't help bringing this up to the top again... LOL

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My Flash site that is not compleat yet

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