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I remeber this one time, I was vibing this chick I met on the chair. she was all decked out in full gear, but she had a fairly hot tip of the nose, and an angelic voice. Her and I ended up going into the caffafeteria together, still fully gogged out. I started claiming my baller pimp status to all who saw. We went to sit down at the table. when she started to take oiff her facial accesories, however, the story was much diiferent. "snaggletoothed sea hag" could have described her pretty well. she looked like she had just made love to a broken bottle. That led me to a fucking awkward lunch with this sea lion and all my friends. I accidentally forget about her as she got stuck waist deep on a double ejection in a tree well. I hope she got out but whatever. And I never saw her again.
