I Weep For Humanity

[bustinthejus]

Here's the Twitter of a girl I know. She's dead serious, and really does think she's king fucking shit. Read through some of her tweets...

https://twitter.com/#!/chelseyhitchy

 

[B-WASS]

lets all follow her then ask to pee in her butt

 

[ryano]

this could take a turn for the worse..

 

[Finnbear]

Sounds like a gold digger to me!

 

[B-WASS]

i swear i was joking... unless someone tells me i will be cool if i do it...

 

[ryano]

well. when you link us to said persons account.. there's not much blacking out that can be done..

i do agree tho.

 

[bustinthejus]

Meh, if you can find her, props to you. Besides, her fault for putting her full name on Twitter. I mean, she has to realize that anyone can read it...

 

[B-WASS]

direct quote Real bitches don't roll with lame hoes. You either rolling with me as a real bitch or you get rolled the fuck over #BossBitchFacts" someone must pee in her but

 

[B-WASS]

what happened? i was taking en elongated break from ns

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

thread title's a little dramatic

 

[ryano]

i dont know man.. its pretty fitting.

this is what our future has to look forward to?? juuuuuuust great..

 

[HermioneGranger]

"You can be my teacher I'll do homework, you can give me extra credit baby I'll do more work"
English?

 

[B.Aussie]

It's public twitter anyone can see it. I see no wrong in knowing her name.

 

[DannyHall]

lol, thats funny as hell

 

[quaive]

I lol'd at the #BossBitchFacts tag.... hahahah.

 

[why]

http://www.youtube.com/user/chelseyhitchcock?feature=mhee = her youtube

 

[blatt]

She is literally no different than any other high school girl in America.

 

[Childstar.]

Like me

 

[Childstar.]

hehehe im back

 

[ECB]

she sort of looks like slore

 

[Childstar.]

O HAI ECB :3

 

[ECB]

Hey there, how is your mom doing? I miss having tea with her

 

[Alex.B]

'Don't u hate when ur building a snowman and there's a fuckig ski hill behind you" Not sure I follow her logic.

 

[.sage.]

.

 

[Anathema]

and toronto

 

[ECB]

and west virginia

 

[roddy116]

so this is what twitter is

 

[JamesR]

no computers in appalachia

 

[ECB]

passerbyers sometimes loan out their electronic devices for some grub ya dig

 

[TOK]

I don't chase, I get chased. #prettygirlproblems"

 

[TheClap.]

lost it

 

[Flacko]

you would be a striat up g if you did it now go

 

[Ben.]

I care deeply about what other people post on the internet that I am not forced to read.

 

[RileyZap]

You'll be cool if you do it.

 

[ECB]

#winning

#ecbpromodeldroppingsoon

 

[[~_~]]

This is what happens when you provide the average attention-craving high school girl with a powerful broadcasting tool. The practice of young girls pondering their own ideas and experiences in their diary has been replaced with incessant twitter updates containing little more than pop-rap lyrics and pseudo-philosophical quotations. What was once an act of self-reflection has been replaced with the persevering task of hoarding attention. Nevermind the fact that the extent of her spotlight is proportional to her copy/paste abilities; they're paying attention to me, and that makes me special, right??

tl;dr girl is a personality whore.

 

[stickski]

. well put haha

 

[whoa-dere]

Lololololol, didn't she tell him to say hi to her at school?

 

[Jaymon]

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[Ski_Alot]

sounds like a pretty normal twitter bitch to me

 

[.Roockley.]

Chelseyhitchy Chelsey Hitchcock

Don't u hate when ur building a snowman and there's a fuckig ski hill behind you

oh, it's on

 

[bustinthejus]

One of my personal favourites is "Ugh what an awful christmas morning. Was promised my favourite breakfast and look who didn't make it! #bratproblems" which was then directly followed by "Its Christmas time... just remember, Its not whats under the tree, but whos around it♥"

 

[Asterisk]

Related:

 

[Flyon]

Hello there, Austin Gomes...

 

[Asterisk]

contemplated taking that out. But hey

 

[E__]

Just about to post that.

 

[broto]

you shouldn't have blotted out her name so we could have all requested her with no mutual friends.

 

[bustinthejus]

Found her. Everyone add her hahaha. She has all her info on lock, so it's nbd that we have her FB except for the fact that she'll be creeped the fuck out for a bit, so mods, please don't delete...

https://www.facebook.com/alicia.j.bassila?sk=wall

 

[ryano]

current status..

brb naked in bed with dames philly

SLUT