I was maimed

dingus

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Hello NS, its been a while, but I'm kind of in a debacle right now. So last night a few of my friends, my girlfriend, and I, (all of us are 16-17) went over to my friends house (lets call him Jerry) because his parents were gone. We were just chilling for a while, watching T.V. and such. Then we decided it was time to bring out the Ganja. We all smoked and got pretty lifted. About an hour after we smoked, one of the friends (Billy) parents (Bob and Martha), came over. (Jerry's parents and Billy's parents are neighbors). So when they roll up to the scene they know whats up right away, they talk to Billy and send him home. I walked of somewhere and when I get back Bob has Jerry by the neck with his feet dangling and is yelling at him telling him it is all his fault and saying Jerry's mom will never look at Jerry the same Martha is telling Bob to stop but Bob says he is in control, Martha shouts that he is not. I pipe up and this is how the conversation went,

Me: Its not Jerry's fault, Bob

Bob: Well then whose fault is it? (Yelling)

Me: Its no ones fault

Bob: Well who brought the pot?

Me: I am not going to tell you

Bob: *Points at Jerry* did you bring it?

Jerry: No

Bob: *Points at me* did you bring it?

Me: Nope

Bob: Well who brought it?

Me: I am not going to tell you

Bob: FUCKIN TELL ME DINGUS (didn't actually say dingus)

and then he charges me grabs my hand to the point where I am bleeding and starts pushing me back and yelling at me. He lets go and storms off to his house. I am no story teller but the bottom line is Bob had Jerry by the neck and damn near broke my hand. Bob is also not petite man, he is 6' 5" and like 270lbs, and he was also drunk at the time. My dad and Jerry's dad is going to talk to him about it, but do you guys think this should be a lawsuit? I know lawsuit are pussy, but idk that extra cash would be dope, but its mostly the justice that should be served. And the fact that a 45 year old man attacked two 16 year olds. I was pretty scared.
 
You were not maimed. Thread title led to a big letdown.

You should maim yourself so that you have a solid lawsuit. You will need to do real damage to yourself so the jury will feel sorry for you and award you the big $$$$$. Take a hammer to your fingers. Cut off both your ears. Make it look good. Please post pics after.
 
Next time you're at Billy's house, I suggest a nice game of sneaky poo. Simply poop in an unsuspecting area and wait for Bob to find it.
 
Seriously though Dingus, just keep your distance from Bob. If he would have straight up thrown a punch, then maybe you could look into a lawsuit.
 
13507094:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
Next time you're at Billy's house, I suggest a nice game of sneaky poo. Simply poop in an unsuspecting area and wait for Bob to find it.

perhaps it could be bobs pillow?
 
13507099:Eazy-E. said:
perhaps it could be bobs pillow?

Think bigger. My friends had a sneaky poo game that got way out of hand. Dryers, attics, and it ended with a turd in a pickle jar. It was in there for 2 months.

(I do not reccomend playing sneaky poo).
 
I would chalk it up to the cost of doing business. You were drinking and smoking underage in someone else's house without permission, you should've gone to jail.
 
I felt like I was reading one of those word problems where you're supposed to decide everyone's relationship to each other.

Bob is the cousin of martha, who's daughter is Jerry, who went to school with Billy.

What's OP's sisters name?

Also "getting lifted" ugh.

Also you want to sue somebody because your hand hurts, he yelled at you, and you're poor? It's sad how American that is.

If you're "getting lifted" with your goober friends, don't have your little I remember my first bowl sessions in peoples parents living room. Especially if you're all goobers that are going to be all giggly and stupid, and then probably be like "I'm sorry mom we tried droogz" when interrogated.

Go smoke in the woods or something. It's still practically summertime.
 
Dude youre being a total fucking bitch, if he was fucking with you like that you should have tackled him or some shit.

He should sue you for being a pussy.
 
13507156:LUPTON said:
Dude youre being a total fucking bitch, if he was fucking with you like that you should have tackled him or some shit.

He should sue you for being a pussy.

I was too baked to do anything, but I agree, socking Bob would have been savage, probably would have died, but worth it.
 
I voted sue but honestly you should have yours and jerrys dad have a "talk" with him and see how he likes being lifted up by the neck... I bet he won't be Mr. Tough guy anymore and also give you and Jerry an apology after he finishes wiping the blood off the floor with his broken hand
 
He's a dad. He want's the best for his son and his friends. He just got pissed that you guys were doing something you probably shouldn't have been doing in someones house.
 
this thread is fucking hilarious. not a genius by any means but holy wow OP has a serious case of stupid.

but hey just sue them, that always works things out. this is America, its better to take other peoples money than to work for it.
 
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