i was analy violated today

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skirbrt88

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i hate boner bindings, i landed backseat after i overshot sumptin then my damn boner binding violated me right up the ass

Land Shark, Land Shark.
 
damn son. happens to me too. flippin look bindings.

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
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'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
what's wrong with boner bindings, they make me avoid going to the bathroom when im skiing, i just sit and enjoy the plug...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
^all the time, sometimes i get bored and try to simulate the effect with a banana when im in the shower

Land Shark, Land Shark.
 
my rossi axiums got me worse than my p12's.

axiums are pointy!nice binding though

WISP

www.skiwisp.com

'Jeezy Louisey That Was Steezy'
 
I have never had a direct hit to the no no zone,

Just dip your dong in paint and smack your helmet with it.
 
haha wow, this hasnt happened to me yet, uh oh

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Real East Coast Skier
 
ive only got a binding in the ass cheek, thank god

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
nasty

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We heard you hate us, we hurt you fakers./It takes more than your jealous ass to break us. - Looptroop
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Never on a binding, but casing on a good size set-up hit the spot.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
never happened to me

frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore incested se
 
hahahahaaha thread of the day!

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It was mandatory that we stoped in a skate shop in Tokyo so Bibby could by a sweatshirt. He also bought neck chains one with a Cadillac logo and the other one a cross. He was looking real ghetto until he saw two black people and removed them automatically because he was scared to get beat up.


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It's more of a risk with shorter people. I don't even know if it's physically possible for me to do that to myself on a backseat landing.

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
you have to be suepr far backseat for it to happen.

it happened once last year to me, tagged me right in the sack

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'thats what the internet is for: slandering others anonymously'- jay and silent bob strike back
 
ooouch, i nthe sack? wee you down for the count?

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
ya i've only got it in the ass cheek from landing backseat, usually when i try 7s and stuff.

 
that hurts worse when you land backseat and like ur ass hits the snow and the snow like rips u a new ass hole

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
havent experienced that yet...i did rape my shins though...

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dynastarconcept
yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them.

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.

 
skibum- yes i sure was. my friends had to wait for a few minutes while i laid motionless on the ground haha

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'thats what the internet is for: slandering others anonymously'- jay and silent bob strike back
 
ive only ever probed myself with my atomic bindings, never my rossi boner bindings which is weird if you look at the shape of an atomic binding..

-CCR-
'every day should be a good day to die. dont lose your dreams'
--Dave Matthews
'uhh, hubert cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo.'
--salad fingers
 
Hahaha my bindings tried to rape me but they missed and hit me in the gooch. Painful but at least away from the waste dispenser.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
i dunno dude. this guy was riding his snowmobile going like 80 and he didn't know what he was doing and the ski off his sled hit me in the gooch. it hurt like hell.

 
the liftie's hand got stuck between my butt and the T seat thing, it was weird

*Laura*

trevorwoulddo...-But it makes perfect sense, one american dollar up here is like... an escalade with 24 inch rims and strippers on the roof.

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
 
i got it in the butt cheek hard once... not up the bum hole though... sometimes they scare me big time... but no tragic butt accidents yet... knock on wood 3 times

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
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