I want to go pour my redbull all over her laptop

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danc

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im sitting in the QUIET ROOM of the library trying to get my shit done, and this fucking girl is hammering the shit out of her keyboard. i can understand a bit of loud typing but this is just unbelievable, we made eye contact and i made the shhh gesture.....nothing....im seriously about to go throw her computer agianst the wall, just to give you an idea im wearing earplugs....
 
haha that happened to me in class yesterday...this girl was just CLICK CLACK CLICK CLICK'n away, with vigour. i wanted to yell at her.
 
i cant believe the other 25+ people in here arent even slighlty bothered, howww i would loove to leave my webcam on and watch me go all hulk on her laptop
 
i just took the chair that had all her jacket and bag on it and, i have slouched and put my feet up on it...shoes off, i hope she smells my feet
 
rapidly close and open your lap top making noises like a gibbon and see what she does

gibbon noise as a reference:

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dude, just go sit on the side of the room where all the black kids chill. i used to be bothered by these fucking freakbags that would get all up in my shit and play magic at the table id be working at, so now i sit and study with the black kids, they are all super quiet, and they totally dig my swagger.

but really you should just walk over, grab her laptop, and smash it across her face as hard as you physically can
 
you should just start jerking off to a video that isn't pornography, really loudly. That broad will be all, "jeese I gotta leave that dude is jerking off to parkour"
 
you should start ripping off some very loud and moisture-laden sneezes in her direction.

see if you can plaster the back of her laptop with a fine mist of sneeze juice.

wind your head back as you inhale and snap it forward as you sneeze, that will propel gobs of spit in her direction like spaceships coming out of the mothership and chasing will smith and jeff goldblum in independence day.

maybe instead of the traditional "achoo" you can mix in a "cunt" or "bitch" or something equally percussive and offensive.

at the very least she should move away so the noise is reduced. at best she will start bitching and you can let her know exactly what you think of her typing skills.
 
tell her that you find her atractive and you would like to go out on a date. chances are she will get up and leave. on the other hand she could say yes to the date. then you can let her touch your pee pee.
 
Thats what I would do, but for some reason, I still here it, I think it's because I know the noise still exists, and then I can hear it again.
 
These ideas are funny as hell

Move your seat really close then put you hand on her inner thigh, and look the other way as if nothing is happening.

or

cruise through the "if you laugh you lose thread" and laugh obnoxiously at every opportunity
 
or you could give her the modified angry pirate.

blow a load in a cup in the bath room

pretend to trip and throw it into her eye

when she gets up in disbelief...

kick her in the shin

that simple
 
hahaha! or put your headphones on and pretend your watching a video and start laughing and progressively laughing louder and becoming more obnoxious
 
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