I want to go here for College

Faculty: Dr. Dre

Although not an actual "doctor" of anything, he does a fine job as

chair of the music department.

Since teaching at BSU, shootings have increased by 35%.

hahah

 
HAHAHAHA!

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"

Hello All.

Welcome to Batmobile State University. What makes a university outstanding? I would say it is everyone from the students, to the faculty, but mostly the janitors. Everyone is valued here at BSU, except for minorities and women. "
 
why does playing the guitar make you a "dork"..... I hate ignorant people that think this is funny
 
"So today we had tryouts for our world-renowned grenade curling team. Needless to say, it didn’t go so well. We started out by giving all of the kids trying out a regulation Nike Grenade Curling Grenade.

It went pretty well overall, only a few more people died than last year. Luckily, we booked the paramedics ahead of time."

haha atleast they were carefull
 
"My pursuit of a major in illicit activities led me to some very hood popping self discovery. I found that not only was I a gifted cocaine snorter, but I also could easily exercise my hustling skillz on small children, who are easily persuaded into the use of narcotics."

HAHAHAHAH
 
serously the funniest shit i've seen in a long time. this reminds me of the bs college papers that people turned in and actually got good grades on, good find
 
holy shit, BSU is also Boise State University.

seriously like the same thing. boise sucks.
 
"Professor Bergman does a great job of teaching people to appreciate pancakes, bananas, and the blending there of." Im sending my application
 
"I found that not only was I a gifted cocaine snorter, but I also could

easily exercise my hustling skillz on small children, who are easily

persuaded into the use of narcotics."

this is great
 
from his website:

CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY OF MOLESTERS - Their receivers have good hands and there's no shortage of awesome tight ends.

HAHAHAHHAHAH
 
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