I want this vessel - Pirate crew Needed

[BeerGoggles]

So I figure even with a few generations of drug dealing and mail fraud, I will never be close to having enough money to make a down payment on this yatch.

Warning to those who dislike excess, environment hazards and people who have flat out too much money; this link may not be for you.

For everyone else, I'm looking for a pirate crew to plunder, loot and have a wicked cool party on this ship. Feel free to post your resume/qualifications.

http://www.mindfully.org/Technology/2008/Motor-Yacht-A-Melnichenko16jul08.htm

 

[BeerGoggles]

UGGGGGGGGHhhhhhhhhh... back to work/excel spreedsheets

I hate not being able to buy pretty things.

 

[White-Goblin]

holy fuck thats huge

 

[jimmer]

i call first mate

 

[solitaryman]

why so serious?

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

I call captain.

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Heres my ship

Stolen from the sheikh of Dubai yesterday! We could make a navy lmao.

 

[reverendwrong]

ive got a 14ft alumnacraft!!!!

 

[=Worf=]

im not asking for much i just want this

just a nice off shore fisher that sleeps 6 comfortably

 

[Franny]

i want a rubber dingy.

 

[mitchk]

dude ya we'll be the steezy sailors. im there even though your boat isnt nice enough.

 

[shibby]

I hate Russian oligarch's and all their money. They should do like Bill Gates and put some of it to use.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/11/villa-leopolda-sold-for-7_n_118112.html

 

[shibby]

*Good use...

And Roman Abramovich just bought a nasty yacht too. Fuck them, I'm chill with my Laser.

 

[MADmidwest]

i'm in. I have a 16 ft boston whaler that we could mount a machine gun to and if we get hungry it's the best fishing boat ever, not to mention unsinkable

 

[Inbred_Redneck]

That looks like a fucking submarine...

 

[Hannah.]

i'll be wench

 

[connoroh]

i had a very nice laugh at the title of this thread. thanks.

 

[Mezmerize19]

Alright Captin Nemo. I assume youll have Sean Connery, Dracula, and Dr. jeckle and Mr. Hyde aboard too

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

691 gallons of diesel an hour, WHAT THE FUCK.

 

[Sufferboy]

so thats what toucan Sam would drive to find his fruit loops

 

[skiizy]

heres my resume:

i wear bandannas

i enjoy yelling

i love rum

 

[the420skier]

haha i'm in the FL keys right now and just checked out this mega yaht magazine and saw that boat and read everything about it. such a well built boat!!!!!!!!!!! so bomb

 

[JamesR]

i see what yous dids there (^,^) (0)

 

[iluvBread]

we should get a

 

[iluvBread]

shit.....we should get NS yact and put a big sticker on the side and have a NS cruise

 

[JamesR]

sorry for the double post but half of what i said got cut off. anyway. i have a couple of kayaks to throw into our pirate fleet.

 

[mackinnon]

YESSSSS

 

[Peter.]

ALL DONATIONS FROM NOW ON GO TO THE NS YACHT

 

[artfullydodged]

there is no doubt in my mind that an NS cruise would end up on the news somehow or another

 

[iluvBread]

we would all get fuckin thrashed and sink the boat or run into an ice berg in the middle of the pacific taht randomly pops up

 

[Mr.LemonPie]

'skiers cruise gone wrong, piracy may be involved.'

 

[Dr.Scholl]

sounds like fun, im in!!

 

[Malcolm]

looks like an upside down boat. kinda like the fail boat

 

[artfullydodged]

'massive shipment of wizard hats and attire gone missing at sea, nothing left except a map to a certain "Chad's Gap" from the bottom of Alta ski resort, police suspect a connection'

 

[Inbred_Redneck]

I refuse to participate unless Ced is the captain.

 

[Ender]

wow, over $3,000 to cruise in that PER HOUR

 

[TechnoPotamus]

new sig right there. golden

 

[-dva-]

honestly...who spends $200 million on a boat and then names it the first letter of the alphabet? although, it would be badass if he followed this up with 25 more yachts so there is equal representation across the board

 

[Scolson]

I'm always down to loot and pillage

 

[PacificRimJob]

'Ship apparently made by lots of banging with hammers'

 

[coolhandluke]

none of you have heard of WALLY?

makers of batmobile yachts and skis. what more could you want?

 

[Mooose...]

I just want the damn Q-Boat