I want one.

[J.D.]

110,000 volt Taser Cannon

The Taser Cannon can direct a 15,000 Ampere plasma channel through the air along a straight trajectory, at grounded targets up to 35 ft downrange. The cannon consists of 30 high pressure pneumatic dart stations, each capable of launching a tapered aluminum sabot that trails a thin 'seed wire' 0.008 inches in diameter. Cannon tilt and pan is pneumatic, and a sighting laser is located inside the cannon head. When a launched sabot contacts the target, the Marx-configured capacitor bank automatically fires and erects the bank to 110,000 volts, igniting a plasma channel along the vaporized seed wire. The plasma channel quickly intensifies, magnetically confined in the air by the Lorentz forces of its own current. Damage to the target can vary widely. Most spectators experience some degree of sinus discomfort after several firings, due to the high brissance of the plasma explosion. The capacitor bank is currently disassembled, and newer capacitors are being added to increase the bank energy to 250 kilojoules, and the range to 50 feet.

(http://www.lod.org/Projects/Other/tasersystem.jpg)

 

[SteezePatrol]

any pics of it in action?

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

 

[kyle_w]

omg its like a death ray

DICE BOARDSHOP

FOR ALL YOUR SKIING NEEDS

 

[mintcrue]

that might hurt

Strike 3

 

[pink_powder]

i want one two

that would be crazy pain

 

[[~_~]]

oh man, I was half expecting you to say "a penis".

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[ATLANTASKI]

is that the one the liberals are using to turn america gay JD???

I HAD MY BAR MITZVAH ON NS

 

[SteezePatrol]

your daddy probably bought it to turn you gay....I know it's not funny but since your atlantaski it automatically makes it a sweet burn

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

 

[Mattman]

woah, who doesn't want one

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 

[hendrik.]

this is one of those things where it actually seems like its real

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Just ski.

 

[J.D.]

It was apparently built by a bunch of crazies who formed a society dedicated to producing a functioning Tesla Coil.

 

[ThisAngelicRage]

i got that years ago.

no i didn't

-Lauren

 

[Anathema]

i'll take three

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.

 

[Shaggy]

PFFFT, thats a pussy weapon, if you want a real weapon, try out the "metalstorm" gun, it can fire a million rounds per minute. check it out:

www.metalstorm.com

-Anthony

 

[freezed]

tesla invented that back in the 40s.

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47

 

[nychka]

thats a beast

 

[scientist]

i want a metalstorm gun!!!!

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Fomerly known as *huckster*

 

[freerider_klo]

OOOOOO! sweeet! i want one! i could nuke my cat!

-Chloe

 

[Snubluck]

There goes the neighbours.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty

 

[Jessbuff]

HAHAHA You psycho! hmmmm, I do have a few strays that eat the fish out of my pond...

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)

 

[katesd]

Yeah it's mine. That's my dad with the sweet ass in the second photo.

-katie

 

[guddgulf17]

that now is mounted on top of my helmet. when i spot anything i dont like, goobers, idiots, ski patrol, or slacking park crew, shit is going down

we have the power to change the evil in the world. stand up and fight the obstacles between reality and your dreams. we can make a difference. all we need to do is stand together, and like a tidal wave splinters a dike, we will destroy what stands in our way

 

[Gdawg3]

Yeah, a Tesla coil has actually already been invented, it's been around for about 80 years.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!

 

[J.D.]

Yes, it was invented, but it didn't "work" in that there was no way to target or regulate the flow of energy. The entire purpose of the coil never actually happened.

 

[Kevo]

UP TO 35 FEET DOWNRANGE!

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes

 

[Sloth]

my dads death star could destroy all of us in an instant.

by the way my name is luke.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman

 

[mattster]

haha ! my balls just fell off

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-Matt

I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*

 

[Sloth]

hahaha@!

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman

 

[Mike-O]

Wasn't a Tesla Coil an electric defence system in a game? Haha, Command and Conquer?

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

 

[sli_sloth]

thats il i want one!!!