get back on topic everybody.
so op, I think you should let him tattoo Dwight Schrute's face onto your penis, as when you get laid, the girl will see Dick Schrute and know that she will have to please not only 1 person, but 2. (yes, Dick Schrute is also a person) Dick Schrute has high standards of quality. She will put more effort into pleasing the both of you. As a result, better sex. Dick Schrute was born weeks before you, and will die weeks after you.