i want a gun

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
guns are bad says the drunk man as he cocks his shotgun and heads out into the night screaming about his damn girl and revenge and such...

- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!

-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
 
its a good thing my guns are locked up or I would be.

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
yeah, if i had a gun i'd prolly be in a whole heap of trouble

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
i hope i never get hold of a gun. ever.

- Your homework is to go home eat bleach and die!!!!!!

-If god didn't want us to kill people he wouldn't have given us guns and things.
 
I remeber when I had a gun, I took it out on halloween and filled it with gasoline when I was listening to queen... ryhming rules...

Oh yeah I forgot to metion that it was a water-gun, (the only type that are legal in canada)...

anyway when I lit the spray it went the flame went back into the bottle, at that point I droped it and ran, In a couple of seconds it blew up sooo big spraying faire everywhere... I'll never touch a gun again

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
thers nothing wrong with guns as long as you arent ignorant

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
my fiend bought and i bought a handgun yesterday, they didn't even id us...we shot shit in my yard...yaay, guns are fun.

I brush my teeth with Amaretto.
 
i got shot with a pellet gun once, had those pointed pellets. the fucker shot me in the ass cause i was being a dick to him. hurt like a bitch, took a little while to dig it out....

It is better to die on your feet...than to live on your knees.
 
shit, that sucks

'People wanna come up and they won't tell me, smokin crack cocaine better than Cinci, they're pumpin that shit till we're sick of it, tweakin every weekend and we just can't take it'

-Bradley Nowell
 
americans are wierd about guns...

...why must it be so important for americans to have guns? sometimes i wonder about you guys.

Darryl Hunt

'today's show is brought to you by the letter... ...Joint' big bird.
 
America is muy fucked up. We have a crack addict leading our country.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Chech this out, where I work (construction) everyone is a hunter and last last few days the Canada Geese have been starting to migrate every time they fly over head the one guy basically sprints to his truck, pulls out his shotgun and starts firing at them.

It's pretty funny, they one guy I work with has 48 guns (no joke). MY one friend from school is always shooting shit cause it he lives on a farm like groundhogs, seegulls, etc. Farmers hate shit like that. Ya I live in hick land.

_DECAfilm
 
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