I used a spork tonight

[Caden]

i was at a fancy dinner and there were sporks to serve butterballs. it reminded me of ns and the alien... i told myself i would have to buy an extra set of sporks.

 

[double_D]

winner winner chicken dinner

 

[vincepru]

i have a pink spork that i stole from my sister. its half spork half fork... on each side. its great

 

[.frenchy]

i have a spork, and the handle is a knife..so what would that be called?

 

[S.Ki]

really? thats dope id call it a sporknife ... dunno.... i saw a spork only once i thaugt :" damn what a genius idea" but unfortunately i dont own one

 

[Abc567def]

splife?

 

[*TURBONERD*]

the ultimate e-weapon!

 

[329]

i use sporks all the time at kfc

 

[GORlLLA]

but where is the fork part? let's figure this out

1. fork

spoon

knife

2. spoon

knife

fork

3. knife

fork

spoon

4. kife

spoon

fork

The only logical one is see is #2... Spknork

 

[catherineeeeeee]

fuck yea i love sporks. i always use them at taco bell when i go there, but i never have at a fancy restaurant.

 

[T-Holt]

Sporkfe?

I wish I was around for the whole spork thing. But I was in like 5th grade when that happened.

 

[Chickendodo]

I feel like you spent way too much time figuring this out... hahaha, I like your approach though.

 

[GORlLLA]

To much time? No way when there is a problem time is not a factor, it just needs to be solved. And I was still kinda drunk when I posted that so...

 

[Travapple.]

i wonder how many of us in this thread acutally remember the spork days......

 

[Armanzoid]

That's fucking crazy. How would that even work, honestly? You need a separate fork to hold whatever you are cutting, otherwise you are just clumsily moving it around your plate.

 

[lilwhiz165]

its called a knoork

 

[Steezius_Maximus]

woo thats sweet

 

[Relish_man]

cool beans, id kill or that shit.

 

[DDrem.]

i was going to type that verbatum

 

[Ski4frnt4445]

hell yeah! cheesy fiesta potatos. only way to eat them

 

[zagfan5]

they have the patent on it along with tacobell. (join chains)

 

[the.hoffman]

Doesn't that just result in cutting your hand open while using it?

 

[daytripper67]

so its half fork, and half half-spoon/half-fork.... making it 3/4 fork, 1/4 spoon??

 

[VT_FLO]

You ate with a spork? Welcome to Manhood.

 

[.frenchy]

i think the winner is spknork

 

[Hogis]

I must go Spork hunting tomorrow. I want one so bad