I UNDERSTAND ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE THAT HATE THEIR ROOMMATE!!!

blong131

blong131

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derstand that i understand your situation. i want you to believe that there are others that feel for you. disclaimer im fucking hammered.

so long my roomates are 2 randos in a sweetass room, and they smoked weed in my room and i have nothing against weed but i dont like them smoking in the room we share so im like dude no fucking smoking in the room and hes like ok. but he trys to be secretive bu hes stil smokes in the room so im like fuck you dude respect me dont smoke in the room and hes like fuck you ill smoke when i want ur using ur athsma as a scapegoat marijuanas fine. and im like fuck you i cant afford to get in any trouble with she school cuz of my standing already. but anyway. yesterday night we get a fucking write up under our door for marijuana. like wtf i dont fucking smoke. and so i go clear my shit immediately , i offer up a piss test and room search to clear my name he freaks out calling me a rat. im like fuck you i have no connection to u fuck this shit. im not getting in trouble cuz im in trouble with the school for other readons already and i cant afford more trouble. so im like fuck u i want u out of the room. he freaks oiut that im a snitch

WHICH IM NOT

I dont want anyone to get in trouble at all. I just dont want me in trouble most of all. cuz heres the deal. im in a situation like a montjh ago. make that 2 months ago. were walking back from the bar

werre one campus

and these 2 kids start shit with my best friend and his grilfriend.

they throw my friend to the ground and his girl over a railing. theyre about to throw a punch into best friends face then

out of instinct i dive on this kid whose threatening m,y friend.

understand this

im fucking 130 lbs 5'8"/ tiny ass litlle kid.

both of these kids are 18-190. they can fuck my world up.

and they do. i got held dowwn on the cement and punched in the back of the head repeatedly. i got a concussion, blacked out. we fucking called the cops while they runnnn off campus.

fuck this, becaouse we called the cops and told the whole story truthful, i admitted to diving on the kid in protection of my best friend. but not maliciusly, im fucking in the shithole

so now im on university probation, which means if im written up for the tiniest little thing im kicked out of Fordham. the school i fucking love.

thats like 2 months ago.

FF to today, fucking weed writeup. that aint me. i know RAs and have friends in high placesI get cleared immediately. roommate calls me a rat for clearing my name and assumes im trying to fuck him. which im not i just want a new reoommate.

this makes no sense. i drank enough to go to whitecastle tonight. and now im on fucking newschooolers? what the fuck. i respect you guys. youre awesome. you make everything aweosme.

fuck this i jsut want to fucking ski.my lifes a shit storm at the moment. i havnt drank in sooooo long. ive been so clean cuz i needed a live cleansinhg. cuz i fucking blacked out all the time. but since the beginning of this year ive been so clean and all ive done is gotten raped.fucking fuck the end.
 
i had an almost similar experience with my roommates except instead of pot it was cocaine and that was the least of my problems with these kids(brothers). they arnt even deserving of the time it takes to write out everything..

good luck getting a new roommate though, i had to tuff it out with mine and all 3 of my strikes were because of them...
 
SPARKNOTES FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE READING:
OP is a snitch. Just kidding. Your roommate sounds like a real cockfag, tell him to at least blow it through a dryer sheet or some shit so it doesn't stank as bad.
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this isnt the where do you work thread. this isnt even the thread i was replying to...
 
Internalize your anger and bottle it up inside and let it slowly seep into your personal life as you self-sabotage all your attempts to be successful and well-adjusted in the marketplace until, years later, you end up beating your wife within an inch of her life in front of the kids at Thanksgiving.
 
Wow, fuck that. Ill smoke, but If Im in a friends room/car/house whatever, and he says no, out of respect for him I wouldnt even think of it. Your roommate is fucked
 
November 18th, remember this day. Cause the world of NS posting in threads would be changed forever by this fucking hilarious post
 
dude your roomate is a cockslave, and that blows that you got the shit kicked out of you but ended up getting in trouble for it. you should learn how to defend yourself better and maybe hit the weights a little to beef up some. or just roll with a taser or a knife or something. but you should probably cockslap your roomate in the face several times and then either get him the fuck out of your room or you get the fuck out of that room. I can't stand stupid ass motherfuckers who smoke pot in the dorms. like come on. theres no way you wont get fucked. just go outside and smoke a spliff.
 
that really sucks about the write up. but dude youre not gonna get in trouble if your roommate has any spine at all. he takes full responsibility for the charge and youre fine.

but offering the room up for a search when you hadnt okayed it with your roommate is fucking retarded and selfish.
 
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