I turn old today

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
Happy Birthday, but if 18's old, I must be ancient at 25. Enjoy it, 18 is a good age to be.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
enjoy it while you can....the next two aren't that special, and three years from now is the last cool birthday you will have. but congratulations on still being alive

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
happy birthday!

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- Ian

That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
ah, i remember 18, it was a good year... wait.. it was last year.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
yeah if 18 is old then.......yeah.

but have fun and happy birthday. make sure you get trashed

wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty

 
spread your legs for me sweety pie

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Yeah, you shouldve put off the whistler trip until next year though, you can't drink up here yet. But still, happy BDay

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
maybe this poor girl needs some head for b-day, i will give it to her for free if she wants, but since she turned 18 then i gotta do it for 18 hours which is kind of jaw hurting, thats why id rather do it to like 1 or 2 year olds

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
lateralis...go for like an hour...then put her on a damn fuck/suck machine...aka your vacuum cleaner hose w/ a stand

°~•:*´¨`*:•..•:*´¨`*:•~°

Telestar6:

Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.

 
happy birthday from canada!

I like my women, like i like my coffee. Grinded up and put in the freezer.

'10$ for the bible?! How much for the koran?'-karl
 
yay! you can vote. congrats!

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
go out and get piss drunk, then send in the video

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck

NS Philosopher
 
I'm going to go try and use a vacum cleaner and see if it works I'll get back and tell you guys the results.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
it feels great with a vacuum

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
No it doesnt it hurts like a mother my dick was smacking around the vacum hose it kinda didnt feel that good.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
lol, Lat.

Happy B-Day!

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
mmmm head from a 5hp shop vac. thats what i'm talkin bout...

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
dustbuster!

and yea, happy birthday, enjoy it

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
No biggie about the 19 year old drinking age. I'm a chick I can find boys to buy the goods for me. That and I don't look 18, I look early twentys (so I'm told) and to top it all of I have an older brother who is very good about supplying me with alchy.

And my birthday rocked, chocolate cake and snowboarding! :)

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
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