I tired it, and it worked.

So in order to make sure that they are not out of your league, do you purposefully pick moo-moos who would never get the normal attention? Nothing wrong with that, everyones gotta do what they gotta do.
 
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Really though, rape is not funny.

Its downright hysterical.
 
We've discovered their secret...

But really guys, only do this when they're tipsy. Theres a difference between tipsy and drunk. And wrap up! Fuck getting an STI.
 
Nah, it's what I like to call "the still wet effect"

Basically, when you get fucked you smell like you get fucked... And girls like a guy that smells like he gets fucked. Hence when you're on a hot streak you just can't lose.
 
first pink name! but anyways....i love you dan, this thread is hilarous

inb4 posts saying that i am one of these said girls...because i am not
 
the funny thing is that hes right, in a kinda weird way.. You release hormones when you are having consistent sex that attracts females to you, kinda like a "sex smell" i guess
 
i tried this exact same thing last night and got laid, just went up to her and said "listen, i dont' know you but you're really hot and i want to fuck you" she was like "really?" for the rest of the night we partied together and we ended up fucking in my car later in the night.

to the OP, +k you're right all you hav eto do is ask!
 
soo what do you look like? i could see this being true if you you're brad pitt, other than that it's certainly questionable
 
that's great and all for alley cats but good luck getting that to work on classy girls.. girls like to hear theyre attractive etc but in more subtle ways than "i wanna have sex," though as you said that works with sloots
 
pretty sure most girls who arent completely hideous/desperate/straight up whores would laugh in your face for that...I would.
 
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