I think this is what probably pisses everyone one of you off when ridding in the park...

every time i see someone in the landing of our big jumps i tell them where the mini park is located and how they should be over there. i've had kids want to fight me for telling them to go to the mini park. its great.
 
the best is when i tell families where the mini park is and the moms get soo bitchy "MY KIDS SKI WHERE THEY WANT!" one of the dads actually chased me down the mountain...
 
HAHAHA....i love how the guy that got landed on was an aisan...cuz it's so true...there so retarded when they go skiing through the park....not hating on asians cuz there are some reely god ones but im talking about the ones that go skiing once a year
 
so one time, on the third of about five kickers, im over a thirty ft tabletop coming out of a 3, and as i turn the last 90 i see there is a fucking dad and his son just chillin on the landing... damn near cut their heads off with my skis
 
READ THIS!!!!! SERIOUS!!

Ok, so a friend of mine who is a pretty good skier. He knows what he is doing. He was skiing in his local park last year, just cruising around. He hit one of the jumps (think he did a 3 or a 7) and when he lands there is a kid and his mother in the landing. well, he falls or sometihng and hits the kid in the face with his ski. it was just slightly on his nose or something but he was bleeding like hell. His mother went crazy saying she was gonna tell the cops and get him locked in for attempt at killing her son or something... i dont exactly remember the story, but atleast he jumped, hit the kid and mother freaked out.. Well, a couple of days later it was an article about it in the news paper, they said he had attacked the kid and shit, and that the cops where informed... how sick is that? they should apoligize to him! they where bringing the fucking kid to the park, letting him play in the landings! its their fault!!!

Hey steffen, if you read this, cant you tell the story just like it was? cause i dont remember it that good
 
GET FUCKIN SPOTTERS...

dont hit jumps without them. take the time to have someone go stand there and tell you when its clear.
 
dude, youre an ass. you'll end up hurting someone doing that. yeah i've landed on people before, and it deosnt matter if its their fault or not, you should feel like crap. what happens if you really hurt someone and they break their neck or back? you could even be arrested for pulling crap like that.
 
but spotting on jumps means that you cannot hit the shit. and thats gay. i mean who wants to just stand next to the jump for a run? people should have enough common sence not to be on the landing of jumps because people come flying over them goin real fast.
 
I hate little kids that ski the park in general, 'cause they always cut you for just gett ing like 2 inches of air- and than they go nuts about it!
 
its not our problem that people stand in the landings.. its they who should look out, not us! but what you all can do that prob will help a little is to give everyone who does it shit. if i see someone do it i always get to them and tells them how fucking stupid they are!

Another thing, the ski school in our resort take their studens to the park, so they can ski the landings, because its so great shape there... how dumb is that?
 
yeah, i was at the HRM park in january at mt.hood meadows and i'm hitting the tables and there were these two snowboarders on the landing of the jump completely hidden from the top and i throw a 5 over them. i clear the snowboarders but my right tip clips one of their boards and the guy flips shit and starts yelling about how i could have killed him and that i shouldnt land backwards and how dumb i look. so i just tell him that he's taking his life in his own hands sitting right under the knuckle and he shouldnt even be on a snowboard if he doesnt know that. so he gets all pissed and i ride down and then he is like a minute behind me so right as im getting on the chair i hear him talking to the patrol and yelling about how i should have my pass clipped. the patroller was a skier and a pretty cool dude. i calmly told him what happened and then he went over and told the snowboarder that it was his fault and the guy flips out again and i just go ton the lift and rode a way.
 
yeah word up i also hate it when they cant do boxes (its always boxes) and they land sideways and scrape the snow into ice its retarded and its so fuckin hard to stick shit i think ive hit about five people four for cutting me off and i just ran the fuck in to em and one where some mo fucka just comes on out o the trees and cuts me off when im on a rail and couldnt escape
 
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