I Think My Mom Knows.......

SHORT STORY TIME:

Part one:

Ok so once i had a hiding spot under my floorboard. it contained a bong, a scale, a lighter, a pipe, and my spacecase.

Part Two:

I had previously been at a friends birthday party that day. hes a redneck fuck and his parents put a black inflatable sex doll in his truck. he then put it in my trunk without me knowing and i found it when i got home. i procedded to deflate it and hide it for a future joke (serious about that)

Part 3:

one day they found all my shit and broke my bong infront of me and thre my weed in the toilet and got rid of everything. funny thing is they never mentioned the doll (it had gone missign too)

SO...either they thought i was really using it and were ashamed to confront me about it...or my dad took it : 0

idk its kinda related
 
one of my friends got caught leaving his house with an ounce, his mom stopped him and told him she'd drive him so he didnt get jacked haha
 
buying weed < selling weed

just like drinking< providing minors with alcohol

and smoking cigarette when you are a 16 year old rebel < selling tobacco to minors

understanding the trend here?
 
Update: So two days later my mom was like lokay we need to talk about some stuff i found in your room and i was like alright. Turns out she found more then that she found my scale my bags my condoms and a empty bottle of vodka she is a very church going women so im pretty much fucked
 
sounds like the situation i found myself in a few months ago, so basically i have to go to group meetings every tuesday if i ever want to go skiing again. whatever you do, don't let them consign you to group or counseling, shit sucks. and plus that stuff comes with a mandatory piss test.
 
tell your mom youll never do it again. pretend to be sincere, my mom chilled out way quicker that way and then later in life i said mom Im a medical patient so Im legally aloud to do this and she was ok with it after that but before she sent me to therapy so that was kinda gay but no tests were done.
 
My brother left a bowl on his car seat and my mom smoked it when she found it. You're lucky that's all that happened to you while I have to deal with this shit.
 
lol yes repeat the intro to supertroopers.

The funny thing is the exact opposite of this happened to me. When i was 10 i found weed in my garage. It was my dads. I was like WTF??? cause i knew what it was after thinking about it for a bit (i was 10 so stfu i hadnt smoked before) now whenever i want some i steal some of his. He doesnt want me smoking it though cause he wants me to wait till im 18 but fuck that...
 
just be like bitch, i need my scale back for a science project. gosh, whats your problem. and have you seen my sample bags? my teacher will kill me if i don't return them...
 
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