I think my friend is gay

steezybateezy

steezybateezy

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Hello NS, so I'm gonna cut to the chase, this post is backed up by stereotypes and assumptions but I may have a valid case. I'm just going to lay down some pointers via bullet list on actions he has taken that make me think he is gay.

-He has sent us pictures of his dick (not on accident) and has asked for us to send him pictures of our dicks. I had a dick pick on my phone that I sent to a chick, he went on my phone will I was sleeping and sent it to himself using Instagram so I wouldnt see it, (thats what I am guessing his idea was) I confronted him asking him why the fuck he would do that, he blew it off and didn't say anything about it. This is my most valid case of why I think he is gay.

-He is also super homophobic, and most gays are super homophobic before they come out of the closet says my lesbian friend thats a counselor. I am not saying if you are homophobic you are gay, but I am saying if you are gay you might have been homophobic sometime in your life, maybe.

-My least valid point is the car he drives and his apparel is super obnoxious and in your face, and its overly weird. (see least valid point)

-He is super weird when it comes to me dating a chick, he constantly tries to get me to break up with her, and he has searched for things that he thought for sure would separate us.

However he has fornicated with a chick, but she did look like a dude, so what do you think NS, am I super stereotypical or do I have a valid case? Is my friend gay?
 
13558241:proZach said:
when you have sex with him, does he like it?
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I believe so, he always shouts "I am gay, I am so gay" but its still iffy, I'm not sure if he is gay, he hasn't given solid clues.
 
topic:steezybateezy said:
-He has sent us pictures of his dick (not on accident) and has asked for us to send him pictures of our dicks.
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if that doesn't answer your question i don't know what does.
 
Does he get a boner when you perform buttsecks on him?

If he does, there's a good chance he's gay......and you should give him the courtesy reach-around.
 
he's sending you fake pictures of his dick--his dick actually has something wrong with it, so he wants to see yours to see if he has a normal dick.

just kidding. kid is gay.
 
Idk if he's gay but now he's g pictures of your wiener. The more likely scenario is that he is building a database of dick pics, cataloged by name, so that if any of you ever get famous, he can send them to TMZ. Not a bad business strategy. This will likely work into a blackmail situation as well.

I would start buying him things, stay on his good side, and establish a solid friendship now before it's too late.
 
13558609:AlsoKnownAs said:
Idk if he's gay but now he's g pictures of your wiener. The more likely scenario is that he is building a database of dick pics, cataloged by name, so that if any of you ever get famous, he can send them to TMZ. Not a bad business strategy. This will likely work into a blackmail situation as well.

I would start buying him things, stay on his good side, and establish a solid friendship now before it's too late.
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you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not
 
13558641:Shewlur... said:
you're starting to piss me off. i think it's cause you think you're really funny but you're not
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Okay-guy-face.jpg
 
Sometimes ill take a bath an take a pic of my dik so it looks like the kraken is attacking a ship and send it to some friends. Not gay
 
I send dick pics all the time and not gay. On the contrary, I've boned 'Asknownas$' mom up the butt like 20 times. No lube also, tearing that shit up.
 
13558680:McNoche said:
I send dick pics all the time and not gay. On the contrary, I've boned 'Asknownas$' mom up the butt like 20 times. No lube also, tearing that shit up.
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Thankyou for joining ns
 
group shower will solve your query.

1. get in shower

2. turn on water

3. take off clothes

4. gently brush his flaccid dick with four fingers, keeping thumb close to palm

5. stare into his eyes

6. fuck him, cmon take one for the team if you want your answer, jackass
 
Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.
 
13558848:ianrich511 said:
Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.
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I do. Sometimes you gotta have a few on deck so you can trade sexy pics.
 
13558848:ianrich511 said:
Real question is who just has dick pics on their phone? Did you take the picture being like "ahh thats one to remember"? Like it was the last time you would see it.
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I just send the same 3 nudes to everyone who asks so that I don't have to keep retaking them.
 
I sent a picture of my dick to a friend on snapchat but it was made to look like a rocket with colouring tool going towards a star. Don't think gay
 
What should I do NS? This is my alias account on NS, because said gay kid is on NS and he would get salty if I told all of NS he was gay, should I ask him? Also he isn't much of a friend, he's a real douche, and I don't like talking to him. I'm in a pickle.
 
13559359:steezybateezy said:
What should I do NS? This is my alias account on NS, because said gay kid is on NS and he would get salty if I told all of NS he was gay, should I ask him? Also he isn't much of a friend, he's a real douche, and I don't like talking to him. I'm in a pickle.
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Now you have to say who it is. Because now he knows who you are
 
13559377:Fred_Bear said:
He'll recognize the story lol
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no he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous
 
13559384:galaxia said:
no he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous
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ooooohhhh shiiittttt
 
13559384:galaxia said:
no he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous
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Fuckin right hahahaha
 
13559384:galaxia said:
no he wont, story is made up, details are embellished. I know this because OP is ugly AF and no guy or girl would be attracted to him, much less steal his dick pic. Mostly, I feel bad for the girl that he spammed with that thing. Bummer. Hurts to say, but shit is ridiculous
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Actual facts are infact actual
 
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