I think it may be true that racers are actually true douche bags

Last year I checked tickets at mount snow and whenever there was a race they'd just wear their spandex ad not want a pass because of the wind resistance. So I would just not let them on and make them miss their race haha. Fuckers.
 
Yesterday I was hitting a semi long blue with my buddy which headed back to another mountain where our wives were. The run flattens out a bit at the end so ya gotta keep your speed up so ya don't have to push right? So me and my buds are just leisurely bombin when we get surrounded by two foot tall little racer kids. One of the kids shouts "I think they wanna race guys!". So I'm out in front and the whole pack goes into tucks trying to get in front of me. Aww that's cute I thought till I heard one shout "close him out!". I was like "wait a minute, what?". They literally started tryin to squeeze me out. They were so close to me on both sides that their skis were making contact with mine. Now understand that I'm flyin at this point and starting to get worried I may run one of these kids over. I can hear my buddy behind me laughing so hard that he can barely breathe. So these kids are passing me on both sides in a V formation. Then I hear "get him Jenny!" and the last little girl on my right straight up skis right over my tips, looks over her shoulder at me and yells "watch it slowpoke!". My buddy is laughin so hard
 
Thats pretty mean but i have to say i know plenty of racers that are no where near like this. I do know some that are just total dicks but most of them are not like this.
 
oh ya he seems like a real idiot. he just seems like that drunk guy that everyone likes because hes funny and likes to give high fives,
 
It's just a matter of opinion but I think it looks so dorky to have a black helmet and then have some wild goggle strap pattern cutting across it.

And skiing in jeans displays ones true skill skiing. The best skiers are found in completely dry jeans at the end of the day.
 
what, who wears jeans under snowpants? i wear pijamas, also, the best skier probably just have the better snowpants.
 
I raced from like age 10-13 then I started park and now I'm mor of a big mountain skier. But my BFF is a racer and he's pretty chill. I think you gt and equal amount of d bag racers and park people (including snowboarders) on most mountains
 
which looks gayer?
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Oh and because helmets are rigid pieces of plastic, wearing goggles underneath them will not affect head-size....

Also, I might point out that if you type in "park skier" on google, "did you mean simon dumont" turns up...
 
Yeah only a noram win, top 10 Europa cup finishes, top 30 world cup splits and ranked 4th in Sweden - one of the top racing countries in the world. You seriously don't know what you're talking about.
 
no im saying that hes doesn't have good form, hes always in the back seat, he drops his hands, and he messes up his line. don't start with me i race and do freestyle i know this shit
 
By that logic, non perfect form=bad skier. Bode Miller? He is so wild when he skis, but still wins. I don't think It matters how you ski, as long as you go faster than everybody else.
 
Does no one see that the "Sam_Marshall" account was made on the same day as the reply? It's obviously someone trolling and is not actually her.
 
Racers at my mountain try to wear baggy clothes(still tight) over their tights and race through parks and off the lips with rear mounted halo's.
 
Oh you race and do freestyle? You must be so knowledgable.

Bode, Hirscher, Ligety, Myhrer, Kroell must suck. Yep.
 
Alright i used to race and iknow what its like. Ski racers can be COMPLETE JERKS. Not all of them hate on others but there are definitely a 50% of them who are just true dick. There is no other way to out it besides prejudice towards freestyle skiers. This ski season i quit racing and i totally realized how much they shit on freestyle skiers because they are different. Honestly i just think they are jealous of our swag. Haha. I definitely agree that they can be/ are total douches. But dont be jerks to them. I just do my own thing and they will eventually relise that they are total douches. *FreestlyeSwag*
 
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