I think im gonna explode

i dont have to shit yet it sucks. i thought it was a good idea at the time i mean it fucking tasted good. now im sitting here, not having to shit yet and my stomach is like 3 times bigger than normal. i cant wait to shit though it will be epic.
 
to eliviate the pain i would either eat an entire box of enimas or puke it up. if you happen to eat the enimas you should probably wear a diaper also
 
so basically, i still havent shit. its like i have to, but i just know to wait. when i do though oh man it will be good.
 
this is going to be the best shit youv ever had. And if you have any bad meat, go eat that too. I once hate three week old ham and man did I shit my brains out. Oh and while your shitting listen to some really heavy music. Like some between the buried and me. It will enhance the shit
 
i always bring my ipod for huge shits it just is funner. i have no old meat laying around. im not trying to kill myself, im just trying to shit sometime soon...
 
im sorry but this is just fuckin hilarious.

"im just trying to shit sometime soon.." hahaha
 
who doesn't bring their ipod in for a shit? well i have a zune but w/e.

i like watching ski movies, like watching seth morrison huck his shit, then im pumped up and ready to shit.
 
i jsut had a whole box of cinamon toast cruncha nd am halfway through a box of chocolate chip egos today was my get high and eat breakfast day it was sweet
 
is it just me or can anyone else not read while they're takin a crap. when i go in there i have one thing on my mind, getting that brown corn cob out in record timing. and, of course i always do. i wouldnt even be able to read the full page of a childrens book
 
i'm glad to finally hear i'm not the only one. my mom thinks i'm fucking crazy/disgusting when i walk out of the bathroom with ipod in hand
 
hahah epic shits

amazing thread

of and i too take my ipod with me it just makes the shiting experiance that much better
 
dude record the sounds of your shit, and post it somehow

I don't believe I could handle visuals though.
 
ah shit i didnt know i needed evidence!!

i doubt you guys woulda wanted to see it, it was pretty fucking great though. i mean seriously i had to turn down the ipod just to hear the amazing sound.

i havent been on since like 6, i had soccer then went to eat and chill. but the occurance happened at around 530ish. i dunno, i doubt you all want a lot of detail, but if you do i can type it.
 
This thread is nowhere near epic, it is an alright one but not epic. I hope you enjoyed your shit dude, I enjoyed tha thread holmes.
 
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