I think cops like white people...

iSmokeweed

iSmokeweed

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So last night i was with a buddy of mine and two girls and we were on a pretty secluded road smoking some bud, when out of no where three cops pull up. they flashed their lights but thankfully we played it cool. they asked if we had been drinking-which we had not been- and they asked for ID's. one of the cops was entering the info in his the computer while the other two conversed with us.
We talked about country music and shit. then they told us to go. they left. they did not check our cars, breathalize us, or even smell us.
the whole time, i had a quarter of bud in one pocket, a bowl in the other, and a grinder in my hoodie. and a cigarette on my ear.
HOORAY FOR BEING WHITE!!!!
Oh, and i was wearing a shirt that said "Mile high club" on it.
 
thats not the moral of the story.
Idk if i got lucky, which i sure i did, but i think that its kinda fucked that i was passed like that. if i wasnt in a white neighbor hood, i would have been fucked.
 
>got let off by cops

>only reason i could come up with among the hundreds is because i'm white

>think im priviledged
 
i love how no one can mention weed without getting called out, even an innocuous story like this. you need to calm down pal.

one time i hotboxed a car, then about 20 minutes later got stuck going through a ride check with weed and a grinder in a cup holder and a wrapped up bong at my feet. my fried talking, me in the passengers, two really high dudes in the back.

"have you ever done a ride check before"

"no i haven't"

"alright well it goes like this: have you been drinking tonight"

"nope"

"ok, have a good one"
 
"excuuuuuse meee, need some information. Now i'm a little high..." This theory has already been extensively researched and documented by Mr. Dave Chappelle
 
Hey I've gotten caught and then let go by the police while smoking weed too!

I think I'm gonna go make a thread about it.

Nah.

Get the fuck out.
 
don't you have anything better to talk about then smoking weed? people get called out for making dumb threads about encounters with cops and marijuana and shit because it's a stupid topic. Cops do there job, sometimes they do it poorly, sometimes they do it well. Kids smoke weed they always have and they always will. Lots of people smoke weed. Just like lots of people smoke butts, nobody gives a fuck. Talk about something else.
 
why do you have such a problem with it? i rarely talk about weed, i stopped smoking weed almost a year ago, don't much care for the stuff, but a story is a story. i can talk about skiing, i can talk about video games, i can talk about music, i can talk about girls, i can talk about tv, but i can also talk about weed if i fucking want to. i'm sorry it affected you so deeply that it shook you right down through your high horse.
 
no high horse here just tired of all the low brows talking about smoking like they're so cool for it. whats the point of discussing smoking weed on the internet? is it simply boredom? I just dont understand how such a stupid topic can be so interesting to a person.
 
people like to vent and make threads sometimes. If you just got home from fucking your girlfriend for the first time you aren't gonna tell your parents, but you might make a thread on newschoolers about it! deal with the weed threads, there are so many other stupid threads being made. especially by Arabian. CAW
 
lots of people believe that skiiing is a stupid topic and that is widely discussed on Newschoolers.
 
if youre white and don't think youre privileged, you are naive as fuck. not saying that's the sole reason the OP and his friends got off, but if you think it doesnt help to be white when youre pulled over youre crazy
 
Just in case you're new here, there is a whole fucking forum about weed. In that forum we talk about weed and man is it enjoyable. Why the fuck you always talking about skiing? I just don't understand how such a stupid topic can be so interesting to a person.
 
carleton is right, i hate (as all people do, smokers and non-smokers alike) when people talk about weed all the time, especially when it's just to brag, but people like you get hyper sensitive to it and freak the fuck out if it's even MENTIONED and it is so weird
 
Sometimes cops are just in good moods, or chill.

One time myself and like 6 friends were chillin out at a boat launch on the edge of town, passing 3 bowls at once, when one of my friends say lights coming through the woods. Turned out to be the sheriffs rolling through to make sure nobody was there past 9 pm (it was 9:05, usually we go out way later) trespassing.

Anyways, since we're all blazed we panic, jump into the two cars we have with us, stash everything and just sit there, not knowing what to do. Luckily we were smoking outside so it didn't really stank, but it prob looked sketch with us all sitting in the cars, no music playing, windows up, not talking lol.

Cop walks up to my window and basically says if you're here past 9 it's trespassing, so start the cars up and head out if you don't mind. Obviously we obliged. It may not seem like a big deal but if you had been there to see what I meant - how all the factors were playing against us - there's no way we should've gotten off with that shit as easy as we did, still blows my mind to this day. we had about 3/4 ounce on us combined, 3 bowls with resign, etc

 
big_spence and I got pulled over driving back from portland on sunday. I had my nug jar on the ground and hid it with my foot lolol
 
you think you're lucky? i was in Maine with a couple of my friends and my brother two summers ago. we went into a national park after hours, and we started smoking. we had 2 bowls and a bong, we were all pretty much blazing at the same time. all of a sudden a spotlight shined on the car and we shut the doors and my bro starts to drive off. the cop obviously saw us so i told my brother to pull over because we didn't want to get into a chase or anything. my friend in the back had a SHITLOAD of weed on him, and i had a bong on the floor by my feet; i was in the passengers seat. the cop comes over to us and asks what we were doing, i said we were skating, even though it was pouring rain out. the cop says that we're trespassing and that we need to leave, but he had that look on his face that he definitely knew what we were doing. he followed us home, up the drive way, and luckily, didn't come inside the house to talk to my mom. we lie to my mom and 10 minutes later she goes to get my cousin at the movies in the same car. we're freaking out, thinking the cop will be at the end of the driveway waiting for the car, and he will tell my mom everything. on top of that, my stupid ass friend left one of the bowls in the backseat. we freak out for twenty minutes until my mom finally comes home with my cousin, talking with us casually as if nothing ever happened. it really taught me a lesson, and i rarely ever smoke anymore, and if i do its at a friends house. sometimes people get lucky with this kind of stuff, like me, but others get shafted by the long dick of THE LAW.
sparknotes: smoking in a national park with some friends, cop sees us, follows us home, mom takes same car to go get cousin, friend leaves bowl in car, mom comes home, and everything is OK.
 
has nothing to do with you being white. you just got lucky with some chill ass cops. Girls were probably a plus for you too.
 
you're so hard core. "weed in one pocket, weed in the other, and a shirt that say mile high club"
hahahaha you're a fag
 
I enjoy stoners, as long as they're not the kind who get into hard drugs or COMPLETELY BRO OUT IN COLLEGE. But yeah if you guys were black you probably would have been fucked. my friend (white) got pulled over twice for speeding 15 over by the same cop within the same week and didn't get a single ticket. interesting...
 
>cop is nice, "man i got so lucky"

>cop enforces laws, "fuck cops, they're all fucking dicks"

^ns
 
Russian cops like whoever gives them most money.

You have problem with a guy? Give a cop money, he will arrest them for you.
 
>see a negative post about cops on ns

>see a positive post about cops on ns

>act as if NS is one entity, and the same person made both posts/holds both opinions

^your logic
 
you're the kind of prick that makes people hate caucasians.
but also cause you know, white people have all the money, and raped and pillaged basically the entire world.
 
He should also buy one of those weed bracelts in the sell/trade just to make sure more people know
 
everyone gets fucked by the long dick of the law sometime or other.

if youre not careful youll get yours eventually, white or not.
 
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