I tell girls that I am a type 3 skier on the first date

[ShadowXVX]

I bet I am the only NSer who is hardcore enough to do this

 

[Sfont87]

I don’t think you go on dates...

 

[wyld_stallyns]

I tell them my dins are at 16

 

[Emma_Watson]

i tell them i wear a 6 buckle boot

 

[elm.]

I tell them I can get $0.35 off wax through my "pro deals". They usually undress on the spot

 

[Youngm_IPCME]

I wear my first chair 10s to the first date

 

[Dan-Man]

I bet you work at a ski shop 2 sicko.

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

I tell girls that-

Who am i kidding i don't talk to girls

 

[Price_Police]

I tell them I can lip on blind 2.

they have no idea what the fuck that means

 

[HuumeHippi]

I tell girls to bend over

 

[WisconsinDogfart]

i talked to a girl one time

were still best friends

 

[GKS]

I tell them I detune the entire length of my ski and then they suck my dick

 

[Mawbin]

I tell them how I ski switch pizza, 100% of the time it works all the time.

 

[clindblomskier]

I told them I ski with a 130 flex boot and run my dins at 18 and wear the goggles inside of the helmet

it always works

 

[Jib_High]

I usually mention I know how to nose press a box only sometimes I mention skiing

 

[oldmanski]

I tell them I know where chads gap is

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

I tell them- shit, i am a girl

 

[P_A_S_J]

Hahaha you totally work in a rental shop, “type 3 skier”

 

[SofaKingSick]

i admire that you're honest and let them know from the start that they're settling for a non 3+ skier

 

[ShadowXVX]

i admire that you're honest and let them know from the start that they're settling for a non 3+ skier

type 3+ isn't on most charts so it doesn't exist

 

[MoneyMakerMike]

I tell them I leave the bar up on the chairlift

 

[oldmanski]

I tell them I leave the bar up on the chairlift

Damn, leave some ladies for the rest of us!

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

I tell them I adjust my own din

 

[SofaKingSick]

type 3+ isn't on most charts so it doesn't exist

sounds like something a Type 2 or 3 skier would say

 

[wyld_stallyns]

sounds like something a Type 2 or 3 skier would say

Kid probably has adjustable bindings with dins set at 5 #jerry

 

[SofaKingSick]

Kid probably has adjustable bindings with dins set at 5 #jerry

dude probably speed checks jumps, and stretches

 

[arnie_grape]

I tell them I have type 3 diabetes and that I need some of their sugar

 

[CharlzHub]

I pee in their butt

 

[PsychicMigration]

This thread is getting way to horny way to fast.

 

[wyld_stallyns]

I don't even talk to girls if they don't have slut strands 24/7

 

[clorox]

I tell girls I have black oakley line miners under my black giro combyn, wear a black jacket, black pants, have black skis and black bindings

Yeah I use pivot 18's, the steel kind.

Did I mention I'm the best skier on the mountain and know all the best spots?

 

[ShadowXVX]

Kid probably has adjustable bindings with dins set at 5 #jerry

Um no my dins are at 5.5, only gapers keep them down at 5

 

[CoffeePants6417]

I tell girls that ill roll hot wheels cars on their tiddys

 

[iced]

I tell girls that ill roll hot wheels cars on their tiddys

this makes me want tits

 

[dwt802]

If she doesn’t know before hand, there’s no date.

 

[knuckchuck]

I tell them I'm gonna rip the shit out of this line

then get kicked out for cocaine

 

[partyandBS]

I tell them

I just waxed; did you?

 

[typicaldenverkid]

I do alot of black runs, and I'm getting pretty good at doing trick in the air garden

 

[GayWolf420]

I talk up a lot of game about skiing until theyre like "Teach me!" and then i 100% immediately disengage

 

[saucy+steve]

I don't even talk to girls if they don't have slut strands 24/7

every girl i know that skis (or snowboards) has slut strands

 

[McdonaldDuck]

I tell them I can unnat straight air, works every time

 

[saucy+steve]

I tell them I can unnat straight air, works every time

I unnat zero spin

 

[anders_a]

type 1 2 3 sounds like diabetes

 

[Railslayer69]

I tell them I can shifty off the sides of the jumps to get on rails

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

 

[J_Mendez2001]

That’s worse than the classic “I can backflip”

 

[skiguy04]

Don’t need to say anything

full tilts get the full spread no words necessary

 

[b00mSkis]

i tell them i post on newschoolers

 

[Butterytips69]

i tell them i post on newschoolers

Letting em know early you're a virgin. Classy.

 

[b00mSkis]

Letting em know early you're a virgin. Classy.

yes the pure Christian girls especailly fall in love with me

 

[Ted_The_Sled]

No way you have enough time to date if you're type 3 chief