I Sweat Profusely

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qazwsxedc34

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I don’t know what it is butt my ass sweats profusely. I literally do not have to be doing anything for it to sweat.

I like to think of myself as more evolved, actually more primitive than my peers, which might be a good thing. IDK I’m fucked.

Antiperspirants don’t work, baby powder does not work.

It’s very embarrassing when my jeans turn a different color because of my primitiveness.
 
I need help, I seriously need someone who has figured out a solution. If my only option is ass surgery, I’ll do it.
 
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- DON'T shave your asshole

- Wipe better so you don't get any muddbutt/swamp-ass, there was a few times over the summer I had to shit really bad with very minimal time allowed at work, did a bad wipe job, and then had to deal with the consequences while I drove a truck around for 8 hours.

- Deodorant and other anti-perspirants would probably just make your ass feel weird all day, so id stop that.

- Maybe lose weight? no offense but I do know larger people tend to be more sweaty.

hope that helps, but if it doesn't, just starting wearing darker tones and drenching yourself in cologne or something. maybe dryer sheets in the drawers could work, too.
 
I sweat like crazy, but all over. and it sucks. ive gotten way more fit and i would have thought that would help but it doesnt. i can be just be walking at a somewhat fast pace and start leaking like crazy. such a pain in the ass.
 
13413207:XtRemE11 said:
I sweat like crazy, but all over. and it sucks. ive gotten way more fit and i would have thought that would help but it doesnt. i can be just be walking at a somewhat fast pace and start leaking like crazy. such a pain in the ass.
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That sucks. If I had to pinpoint the area I sweat most, it is the sacral. That part right above the crack near your lower back.

I really do not sweat anywhere else except this spot. I’m not overweight either and in pretty good shape.
 
Someone is vote barraging the crap out of this thread.

I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy or desperation. Just read someone of the solutions!
 
13413244:CONAIR_BUSCEMI said:
Someone is vote barraging the crap out of this thread.

I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy or desperation. Just read someone of the solutions!
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I don't think its that, it's probably that your body cools itself at a different rate than others, obviously a much higher rate. I sweat like crazy but it's all over, I'm in shape too I just sweat a lot.
 
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13413493:Foxxy-Bang said:
Duluth Trading Company Bear Naked Underwear. Eliminates all forms of swamp ass, perfect for the summer, best underwear I have ever worn EVER. Its worth the expensive price.
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*buck naked

But that store is the fucking best
 
13413244:CONAIR_BUSCEMI said:
Someone is vote barraging the crap out of this thread.

I hope it doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy or desperation. Just read someone of the solutions!
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your threads are bad and you should feel bad
 
Botox in the ass. I'm being serious, botox stops you from sweating, people get it in their hands to stop them from getting sweaty hands, it lasts for about 8 months I believe before you need another shot.
 
13413941:Negromancer said:
Botox in the ass. I'm being serious, botox stops you from sweating, people get it in their hands to stop them from getting sweaty hands, it lasts for about 8 months I believe before you need another shot.
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Nah, I’m fine, I’ll just get the ass surgery
 
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