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Gnl.Weirdness

Gnl.Weirdness

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I will bring back the sport of JOUSTING!!!

Imagine jousting like future style. That shit would be so BADASS. With Kevlar armor, badass helmets, armor on the horses, and just some crazy gangster shit.

You can't deny it.
 
No fuck that horses are badass I don't care who the fuck you are, if you don't think a horse with its own armor on and like some crazy shit it would be so nutty.

Plus dirt bikes are so redneck. This shit is classy, but gangster.
 
fuck horses yo, that shit is slow. what really needs to be done is have a giant slingshot, and anohter facing it, and when ready, contestants are hurled at eachother at mach 12.
 
Dirt bikes are not redneck, they are fucking sick, and I'm not redneck.

But jousting should definitely be held on horseback...
 
yeh, but you can form Kevlar into badass shapes, like armor that looks plated like old shogun armor, or like futuristic shaped armor formed and just like sick looking.

But yeh chain mail is pretty sick.
 
word, I think someone might get hurt anyways!

Only justifiable if they go off a jump first, and joust in mid-air
 
on chinese prostitues that you didnt pay. with those things they give out at college basket ball games thundersticks? they just sound bad ass
 
Do it on big wheels!

But you have to have them start on either side of a valley so they'll pick up mad speed and hit each other going mach looney!

Big wheels + Lances + Mach Looney = Crazy Fun......For the spectators

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how high are you right now? actually that suonds fucking dope. ill join your tourney and wear armor whAt ever.
 
Yeh was pretty combo'd when I posted. However looking back on it I wouldn't change any of it.

I WILL bring this sport back you will see. Actually just watched a jousting tourny shits so lame now. It's not about knocking someone the fuck off a horse anymore, now its about trying to get the joust through a mas small ring.

That shit is too classy. Need the nitty gritty hardcore shit back with a modern twist to it. I promise you people would pay bank to go see two dudes knock the fuck out of each other with jousts.
 
BMX jousting is the shit. I can't even imagine it on horses.

old school sports are so much coolre than ours.
 
Medieval shit was about as badass as it gets. Death was glorified, not feared. When they went out there they went 100% there was NO half assing it back then.

We could take a thing or two from that mentality. I gotta remember that next time I am trying to land a new trick on rails haha.

Don't stop just because the rail is owning you its a fucking mindless metal rail, how can a human mind not overcome that. I gotta say the gash that I have had in my arm for 3 weeks now is def a good reminder of how much rails can suck though.

 
theres a jousting club here in town. armored horses and the whole bit. costs $40 for a 2hr lesson. Sounds fun
 
no, keep the futuristic out of it. Jousting would be so much cooler if it was all old school. Leave that kevlar crap at home, go for the 80 pound slab of sheet metal on your chest. That'd be dope.
 
do it on skis. and also, make another sport called extreme red rover. two people get a clothesline and ride their horses one way, while the offense tries to ride through it.
 
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