I suck balls at skiing.

SirFryanator

SirFryanator

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That's right I said it.

aight?

I can't do rails.

I can't spin 5's well.

I can't cork 5 (I was a liar)

I can't backflip. I tried it and the one I "landed" was hella sketchy.

I haven't even started on building my skis yet.

And I probably won't because I'm just a kid.

I am republican and you are all liberals (mostly) so you will probably hate me just because of that.

I feel like a total dipshit.

Let the hating begin.

 
Don't think so...

I'm only 15.

I don't care if you're serious or not. Eventually I'll be good enough to do some of the stuff above. During college I'll get out. And I will be glad to.
 
Yeah I'm sorry about that.

Over the summer I met with my pastor, and now I'm a devout christian, and I don't lie anymore.

I met with a psychoanalyst and he even said I was a tool. not in those terms, but I was a total pushover.

I'm going to counseling sessions now and those should help me out with my (as they diagnosed it) "obsessive lying sydrome" or something.

 
its ok dude i cant land 3's good and i cant do rails join the club....im only 14 ur 15 we got a long time ahead of us to improve dawg.
 
hahah i bet this is sooo someone who hacked into his account, the christian pastor thing kinda gave it away...
 
Not back.

I actually had a guilty conscience so I decided to tell the people I lied to.

they don't believe me...but now I feel better.
 
I gave the guy [filup] my password for fun

and he made stupid threads

I think you can find them in my threads section of my profile.
 
do you like hockey? i can suggest a great book if you do.

The Horn of a Lamb is about Fred Pickle, a handicapped man who sustained a serious brain injury while playing hockey at the age of 19 and now lives on a sheep farm with his Uncle Jack in rural Western Canada. When Fred finds his favourite hockey team is being sold to the U.S. because of money, his world falls apart and he sets out on a journey to save his dignity and to stand up for what he believes in. It is the story of a 40-year-old boy discovering who he is – as a man, as a Canadian and as a dedicated hockey fan.

retards love hockey.
 
stop feeling sorry for yourself. Jesus christ. You seem so defeated, you've made so many of these "Im sorry for sucking so much" threads. Stop it. The reason you suck so much is because of these stupid threads. Go whine about how much you suck in a confession booth. This site is for people who want to have fun.
 
thats why you never ever tell i lie

i remember when i was a newb i would say i could do switch 5's

even though i couldnt, i got flamed so hard for that shit

now i just tell it like it is my best trick is the wallride hump (its so steezy)

not something i cant do (like a double backflip)
 
what did this kid claim at high north this summer? some of us dont need to pay to ski in the summer cuz we have it in our own backyard, so i miss out on all the fun and drama of summer camp
 
I only see 2 threads he made. The other one is his opinion on gays which I dont want to bring back but he made his name clear there. Real republican and Christian...:S
 
Holy fuck man, im 19 and suck balls at park and freestyle. And I have skied since i was 7!!!!

It doesn't matter if you can't hit rails, I've nailed one or two boxes, im far too wussy to try flips, i can 360 at best, 540 i tried knocked me out for the day.

Do i still go up as much as i can, HELL YES. Do i try switch landings, hucking cliffs, hitting booters. OF COURSE. It's fun, skiing isn't about how good you are, it's about having fun in the majesty that is nature in one of it's greatest forms(the mountain).

Next time you ski, Get to the highest point on the mountain, look down at the mountains/city/lakes/ocean/whatever around it. And see how wonderful it is, THAT is what skiing is all about. So drop in, ski your heart out, no matter how good you are.
 
Wow I'm calling bullshit on this. You are the biggest tool on the entire site, and if you look at the High North threads you'll see why. You are nothing but a claimer who can't back his shit up. Now you are saying you are a Christian so you have to make a thread saying you want a "clean conscience". Absolute bullshit.
 
"and to everyone who called me a claimer who have no proof because i didnt ski to my full potential at camp, i didnt try any of the tricks that are the best tricks in my bag like 7's and 9's" - Royale

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Your parents spent all that money to send you to camp, and you never even landed a 360?
 
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