I SUCK at skiing

Crystal-needs-a-park

Crystal-needs-a-park

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I'm a pussy, who's with me?

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
hey, i suck too! but thats all going to change this year...

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fear makes it fun

'check it out! im excercising and eating junk food at the same time!' me, while on the bongo-board, with a bag of doritos in my hand

'im a mugger!

ill mug ya!' - crazy 9 year old

member of the association against clubs

newschoolers.com. giving YOU something to do.

 
im with ski punk...

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Proud Member Of Canada's Drinking Team

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

 
im with blindsblinds

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
i suck more than all of you combined so there!

Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
 
i cant wait to try new shit this year so hurry up fucking snow!

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
why ski? What I do is dress all thuggish, wear my do rag, get my mommy to buy me the best equipment, and then put all my bling on.

After that I go on the bunny slopes and talk shit all day.

That's where the real progression is at!

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
straight thuggin` with my home boys.

west side for life.

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Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
^lol

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
im with ghost dragon. bunny hills all the way!!!

Is that a fucking dress youre wearing?

Fuck the Q!
 
i suck at tricks but i can drop cliffs and the like.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
Im the one all the way to the left in that picture....

|Carl F-G|

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

 
ya know, as long as you have fun then you're doing the right thing on skis

Five-9 Productions

'we were all pretty stoked to keep the jump suits and the hand cuffs'

-andy woods on the DNA add in Freeze

-Mike

 
what about the people on this site that shove skis up ther asses? that isn't exactly doing the right thing with skis and they're having fun!

On my way to goddom
 
im a really good skier (not to brag), but im not very good at tricks. that will all change this year though. im going to get 5s and probably 7s, plus cork 5s and kink rails all down

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
I am the same as him ^, but I can't do regular flat rails very well (I had a kinked rail in my back yard so I learned on that and ever since i've been all messed up) and I can do 5s but not without doing a really easy grab because otherwise I forget what I'm doing half-way through and I try to land in mid-air...

There should be ski-school for jibbers and newschoolers...

On my way to goddom
 
im more of a back country rider and i like droppin cliffs...im gunna work more on the pipe and shit this year

1 of 2 original members of *CWDM*

- ROOTS
 
I suck to it seem like everyone on this site can throw down D spins and all kinds of crazy shit and i struggle on 540 but that cool atleast im having fun isnt that the only thing that matters

 
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exactly!

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
I'm better than all of you suckas you're so fuckin temorary me and my crew walkin down the streets....

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
 
I only found this site around the last couple weeks of the season so i never really realised this stuff. Makes me want to go out this season and try lots of stuff. Which i hope i will.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
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