I stabbed my leg

get some of that rubber cement glue and pour it nice and deep into the cut, then pinch it closed for about 20 minutes and it should heal itself nicely.
 
just keep an eye on it, make sure it dosent get infected. this may hurt like hell, but try and clean it with rubbing alcohol. good thing it only went in 2 cm and not 2 inches, then i'd be worried
 
Actually that does work but you can buy medical crazy glue at most drug stores, i know it works because we did it to my buddy after he cut his eyebrow open in a game, he is from NZ and doesnt have insurance and cant use our healthcare so we had to deal with it. Worked pretty well and got us some nuts looks gluing his eye shut in a public bathroom with blood allover the place.
 
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