I Spilled Spot Remover on my Dog

[danderson.]

and now he's gone.

 

[Puzzled]

 

[Rafiki]

i wonder if she still paints her toenails

 

[Aidan-G]

ok Stephen Wright

 

[Ski_Alot]

*toenail

 

[cool_name]

you fucked up, big time

 

[Mr.Huck]

I wanted a hot new SUV, so I microwaved my dog. Now he's a Range rover.

 

[1337]

This thread is now about rapping like little wayne, op's fav "rapper"

Hit my head on the window, call that windowpane

Got HIV from an aligator, call that gatoraids

I put my clothes on while I'm eating salad, call dat salad dressing

Put honey on my cut, call it honey booboo

 

[Aidan-G]

I got blown while I was I high, call dat pot head

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

she had a big booty so i call her big booty

 

[Aidan-G]

2 CHAIIIIIIIIIIINZ

 

[SFB]

HAH GOOD ONE OP!!!

 

[Wolffy]

Got an iphone charger, call it apple juice

 

[Spen]

Ah yes the DOW jones is up .21

 

[NinetyFour]

Push Tyra Banks down a hill, I call that role model.

 

[SEEL]

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[Troy.]

SCHURCH SCHUUUUURCH

 

[CaptainObvious.]

I put a stool on her floor, call dat place a shit hole.

 

[NinetyFour]

Light a little kitty on fire, hot pussy.

 

[danderson.]

Jamie makes the same jokes, he doesn't have a second story, call him a RANCH HOUSE! Skrrt skrrt!

 

[1337]

idgi

 

[Stickity]

.

 

[act.resist]

I caught a charmander, an i can put a charm on her.

 

[RaphKP]

Put my beer on my blades. Call it a roller coaster.

 

[Peter.]

a ranch style home only has one floor

 

[Toaster-Tony]

"Sometimes I like to sit in the bath tub with the shower on and pretend I'm in a sinking submarine."

Steven Wright is the king of one-liners.

 

[NinetyFour]

Woah, he's good but Mitch Hedberg is up there to.

Also, red headed boy brewing beer, GINGER ALE.

 

[Da_Buddha]

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[1337]

what a terrible attempt at a joke

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Of course. Mitch Hedberg is definitely a legend when it comes to stand-up

 

[NinetyFour]

Should have bought full tilts, they eliminate toe bang.

 

[pmw]

Never talk to the cops i dont speak pig latin

 

[youngdtay]

I'm Gucci Man La Flare; I tote a glock like a cop do.

 

[SFB]

that was the gayest thing i have read all day.

 

[danderson.]

It was in Modern Family so blow me.