I saw the 3030 ar5

i saw the 4392 1080s the other day at vail in the mini park, they were pink, and had 5 egdes, and could bend at a 180 degree angle, but were mad stiff under the toe and heel of the boot, o yeah and they were 230 and had a 43mm underboot
 
I KNOW MAN, IM TWEAKIN!!!!

and the ar5 were actually wider than the were long and the tips and tails shaped with a zaugg pipe cutter.
 
Thats kinda what the salomon 1080s i saw were like, they actualty curled in and spiraled, but you could tell by the construction that salomon went through that "wider than longer" stage, i guess ing 4300s it is all about skinny long skis
 
i've been searchin all over google and newskoolers but i've only been able to find a couple small and blurry pictures. they glow neon green and can reach speeds of 400 mph though.
 
the hover jets to protect from rocks and the laser to protct it from people running over them, right?
 
del the funky homosapien you retards

see also: deltron 3030

thatd be nasty if he had a pro ski. the armada del tretre
 
Right so its stupid to think that a company can have a mid season release of a new version of a ski. I wasnt saying it was anything to do with deltron, just shared part of the name. Was just asking.
 
yeah. they are working on making it go from keystone to the five star restaurant thats at the top of a-basin.
 
dude the osamos have built in mustard gas dispensors...pretty cool if u ask, if u want the park to your self, its just the press of 49 buttons in certain combination on the tails of your 180 mm wide skis, and ur golden...unless u die
 
my 3031s have a ps18 controller attatched, so skiing is as easy as playing ssx on tour 14
 
I cant wait for the 54364334 ur mom pro models. they are 300 avg. penis lengths long and smell like fresh cut maple cider
 
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