I saw A STABBING multiple times to the face.

Nihiriju

Nihiriju

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So last night i'm downtown doing some drunking, and about to get some pizza cuz i got the munchies, so here i am eating my pizza and i see a fight happening, i run over to go break it up, as i get there one dude is being stabbed in the face with a pair of pizza tongs multiple times. 2 dudes tackle the aggresor to the ground, and the guy with the bloody face walks away, and he's drenched in blood.The two guys holding the aggresor down are yelling and saying get ti away, i look down an the dude is now stabbing them with the pizza tongs as he is being held down. I bend downa nd ply the tongs outta the dudes hands, they wrere surprisingly un bloody compaired the the world around me. The cops show up and arrest the guy who is all bloody then the two guys holding down the aggresor get up and the guy they wrere holding down continues to flip shit is still trying to kill people, then the cops tazered him.           

The stabbing was kinda pretty coool.....specially cuz it was to the face with pizza tongs, the tazzer.....sounded like the most painful thing in the world, i am gonna have nightmairs about that, the scream this guy let out when he was tazzered was horrible. It was a shrik of pure pain.  

I filled out a police report and might have to go to court, but considering i was pretty drunk they probally won't call me in. 
 
Dude, I solute you. If you're serious and you actually jumped in and pried the tongs out of a killers hands...

wow that sounded pretty comical
 
i don't think i am brave i was just drunk, and i didn't really realise what was happening until i was involved. I just thought it was a normal fight at first, but it was pretty cool. I also didn't realize i could get diseases from the blood, that why my firneds siad they didn't jump in cuz they wrer afraid of diseases, but that hadn't occoured to me. 
 
thats epic, a good scrap here and there is nice to settle things out, but when you get pizza tongs involved, shit just gets outta hand
 
That's nuts. Maybe you will get a thanks from the guy you saved. Sorta random to be stabbing with pizza tongs though...
 
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that shits wack, I know a guy who saw something like that in Reno... but this guy was in critical condition. Like he couldn't walk or anything
 
damn that some crazy shit.

this made me laugh..

"The two guys holding the aggresor down are yelling and saying get away, i look down an the dude is now stabbing them with the pizza tongs"
 
wow, props

you're freinds didn't jump in because of diseases?

truth is, you're just way harder than them...
 
That's what I've been thinking. They really aren't sharp. If this was the same story with a pizza cutter, shit would be insane.
 
but getting stabbed with a blunt object is probably just as bad if not worse. really beats you as well as tears you up.
 
sparta probably,

i was kidding, austria isnt that tough. MAYBE ONE dead hooker or so, two would be an extraordinary night by everybodys standards.
 
this sentence should have been-

wow i bet that was especially cool cuz u were drunk.

dont know why but it seems funnier
 
i hope you were drunk when you typed this because holy typos batman!
anyways. i believe you, but does anyone else feel like pizza tongs aren't threatening and are a little confused by this? haha. sounds like montreal though.
 
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