I rode an 800 Pound Pig

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skipimp_

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I'm on a goat farm in NB for 2 weeks milking goats and shit. There's some huge pigs here, like up to my nipples, and fat! S I hopped on the back of one and held on, wow it was fun

Go ride a fucking PIG!

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
yeah, but yeti's mom is only 740.

This one time when I wasmilking the goats, 2 of my friends came to visit, and they were watching me, so i grabbed two teats and sprayed milk all over them, it was gold!

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
YOU RODE ROSI ODONNEL!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT YOU SICK BASTARD......BY THE WAY HOBUM POSSE RULES!!!

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Move Bitch! Get Out The Way! Get Out The Way Bitch! Get Out The Way!
 
hey, how's your mom?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
My moms dead you un-circumsized butt head. Lol jokeing but shes good, and your mom?

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Move Bitch! Get Out The Way! Get Out The Way Bitch! Get Out The Way!
 
did someone say butts?

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i like big butts and i cannot lie

any other brothers cant deny

when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

i think thats hwo it goes........

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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
 
wanna pull up tuck

cause u noticed that butt was stuffed(made up)

deep in the g shes wearin

im hoooked and i cant stop starin

oh baby

 
yeti man, ya just gota know how ta handle her. You get some big ass suction cups that you stick on her stomach so it can hold you off the ground so you can reach her punn. then use some 100 lb weights hooked up to pulleys that are attched to the suction cup on her gunt to lift the flab up so you can locate the d-hole.

give it a shot

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
im here all week

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
Giv'er Shit!

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
heres a challange then...Sean... Aka. Mr. Pimp

Bet you couldn't ride theses hogs... At least I hope not..

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'I'm still Ugly'
 
oh by the way you have aids, hep a,b and c, the clap, the drip, a yeast infection, a urinary tract infection, the common cold, pink eye, syphilis, mono, narcolepsy, leprosy and your dick is now rotten.

your best bet is to dip your dick in gas, apply flame and forget you were ever a guy.

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
that pictures soo gross... ew

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
thats the same link newschoolers posted

oh yeti, you might wanna go to a clinic, cause i boned your sis a few years ago, and I know you two are tight, and as well, your 'faithful' girlfriend....gives head like a herion whore.

ohhhhhhh

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
hahah i don't have a sister..

...and unless you slipped one in while i was looking the other way, i think you're lieing ;-)

and yes she does give head like a heroin addict ;-)

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
pssst, skipimp, say he doesnt have a sister because you broke her in half!

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
hey yeti, you don't have a sister cause I broke her in half......over my cock!..twice!

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
i took the picture today, when I get it developed, ill post it, so everyone can see me riding yetis mom!

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
I've always wanted to ride a pig, oh wait no I havn't. well, to each their own I guess

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Ewwww!!! you got me flowers. flowers are just plants sex organs. why do people think it's sexy to castrate plants, and give them to people?

 
i've rode many things before coming from the country and all...pigs, cows, ostriches, goats, dogs, moms, sisters....

 
heroine whores are a wonderful thing

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
how was the ostrich riding?

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
an ostrich would be fun to ride

their heads are sooo stupid looking

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
i have chased/thrown beer cans at ostriches but they are very mean. they are also tremendously smart and cunning. especially after a few pints of extra stout

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i drank a lot tonight. then i passed out and woke up at 4:30am with my friend reminding me that i had to work at 8:30 am...so then i made the 20minute walk home and now i am here and very pissed off cuz i am going to be super tired.

someone's gonna die tomorrow.

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
d00d are you serious you passed out

damn!

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and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin
 
I think that pig gave me some kinda rash.... or maybe it was just Yeti's mom.

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$
 
are you calling me a pig?

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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