I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

[steezeaholic.]

haha omg this is hilarious

 

[jamers]

long live the wizards robe

 

[Hairmetaler]

its mad fun go to 321teenchat.com and then fuck with people

 

[Moonlight]

i have found yet another site to waste numerous hours on

 

[ski93]

bahahahaha thats awesome

 

[BikeMlatt69]

hahah you bend over to harvest your radishes

 

[.Asain-Skiier]

i love this thread

 

[S.Anderson]

funniest shit ever

 

[c.hale]

my threads

funnies thing i've ever read ahhahaha

 

[Ethand]

fuck nigas

 

[ParkE]

haha how i love this thread so dearly

 

[debrickshaw]

wtf?

 

[amo]

I dedicate #1000 to the wizard hat.

 

[Bright_Nation]

this is what made my girlfriend join newschoolers, it never gets old!

 

[SMH[-__-]]

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

 

[mattridesskis]

that was so great.

posted 6 years ago and its still hilarious

 

[Golden.]

BUMP

 

[suzia]

this put a smile on my face, i love ns

 

[Shark.]

god this shit is awesome.

 

[MangoSteeze]

hahahaha fuckign awesome my threads

 

[uni-corn]

Needs bumped again

 

[El_Barto.]

by far the funniest thing i have ever read

 

[J-Wallz]

love this thread dedicated my senior yearbook quote to it

 

[nathanielstyza]

yessssss

 

[Travapple.]

Stranger: Do u know why jews got so big noses?

You: so they can stick big nigger dicks up them?

Stranger: Air is free.

Stranger: quite close tho

You: i thought so

Stranger: but seriously lets stop being racist, racism is a crime.

Stranger: AND CRIME IS FOR NIGGERS!

You: HAHAHAHAH

Stranger: good one huh?

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: have fun mein furher

You: yes yes yes indeed

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[MatRich]

HAHAHA the rino was so fucking funny!

 

[GreekAR6]

God I love this thread

 

[Ghst]

FUCKING EPIC BUMP

 

[ataraxia]

ahahahahha so jks

 

[mr.rise]

and so it returns

 

[pee13]

yall r gay

 

[MIk2skier]

Thats fucking sweet man!! hahaha

 

[CFD]

bump

 

[GratefulDead]

This was great.

 

[J-Wallz]

it will never die muhhhahahaha

 

[Totes_Magotes]

bump for funny

 

[TheSpaceCowboy]

Stranger: hi

You: tELL ME WHER EYOU LIVE NOW

Stranger: CALIFORNIA

You: You must be a fucking bitch then

Stranger: heya

You: Hello mother leopard

Stranger: Hm?

You: I have your cub

You: You must protect her

Stranger: Uh...

You: But that will be expensive

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how's it goin?

You: umm

You: just pee'd in my pants a little

You: you

Stranger: ohhh fun stuff!!!!!

You: well

You: the bathroom would cause me to contect my oxygen

You: and get my walker

You: and i just am way to lazy.

You: after i got over the mold in my adult diaper

You: its not so bad

Stranger: well at least pee in a cup

You: oh go no

You: if i took my diaper off

You: the smell would knock me unconscious

 

[PacificRimJob]

ah yes... the thread that keeps giving and giving...

 

[Swaggermager]

I could read this 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times and it would still be funny

 

[BrewskiJr]

AHAHAHAHAH "YES! THATS AWESOME!!"

 

[timm]

Holy shit. You are amazing

 

[Craigskis]

Bump

 

[.SimonB.]

Bump, i read it for the past 15 mins and now i can barely breath as i write this post from laughing so hard! great thread!

 

[hue.]

You are my hero, that is hilarious.

 

[987321654hgfd]

This thread will never die which is a good thing.

 

[fezz]

lol what a good thread. may this thread never die

 

[TheSpaceCowboy]

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: imagine you are jackin off a little infant baby and then it cums... bumbumbu BABYCUM!

Stranger: ...

You: SLAP MY PUSSY!

Stranger: where are you from?

You: New York nigga

Stranger: female?

You: yes

You: no

You: wait

You: what does that mean?

Stranger: how old r u?

You: what?

Stranger: how old are you?

You: whats that mean

You: oh

You: my age?

Stranger: right

You: im good

You: how are you

You: opps

You: wrong im

You: lol

You: im only 28

Stranger: oh,

Stranger: im30

You: whats that mean

Stranger: i'm 30 years old

You: oh

You: where do you work

Stranger: bank

You: even kill anyone for there money?

You: oh

You: wait

You: has anyone tried to rob you

Stranger: ha,just a manager.

You: oh

You: with a gun?

Stranger: no,

You: knife

You: ?

You: ??

You: ?

You: ?

You: ???

Stranger: i am manager in a bank,understand?

You: oh so he used a hand grenade

You: that must have been scary

You: for a little white ass nigga like you

You: opps

You: wrong im

You: talking to my arms

Stranger: you are very strange

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spliff.Life]

hahahahha old old post but it still makes me lol

 

[yourthemannowdog]

everyone must read these bump

 

[wisconsinsteeze]

what a great thread.