I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

[wintersway]

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report

your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

hahahhaha best part of the best thread on newschoolers

 

[BMB]

damn whoever resurected this thread is a genius, those were so funny.

 

[Ben.]

BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER

 

[SilkyJohnson]

this needs to be revitalized

 

[BEARS.]

my threads

 

[b-kul]

ITS BACK!!!!!!!!!

 

[Boodje.]

i love the rhino part, topn this cause this thread is epic.

 

[b-kul]

read it again, laughed again!

 

[CFD]

I've never read this before. This is by far the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I constantly lol'ed through the whole thing, and I'm in a library. A bit embarrasing, but oh so worth it

 

[Caruso]

haha funniest thing i ever read...i don't know how many times i read it

 

[no_steeze]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

 

[Malcolm]

thats really good

 

[MrYeates]

my threads for later

 

[J-Wallz]

one word --- classic

 

[Ben.]

 

[CFD]

hey somebody appreciated my picture!

 

[bigolrig]

^^^ epic pic.

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

so hilarious

 

[juliana.]

i was having a pretty shitty day but this just made it 10 times better

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Epic thread

 

[Dumont92]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
best thing ever

 

[KeithB.]

I've heard a lot about this thread, but I never bothered to searchbar. I'm glad I didn't, because that was hillarious and just what I needed today.

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

bump.....for great times

 

[GnarBurger]

every time this thread gets revived i smile

 

[laurence^]

bumpidy because its too funny

 

[.d.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is honestly the funniest thing ive seen in sooo long!

this is so funny

 

[clayborn]

aw i was just thinking about bumping this up today, glad to see some one already did lol

 

[Ski_Midwest]

HOLY SHIT that was hilarious

 

[Manlenium]

Theres a better one when its like Wow cyber. Same guy i think. Its fucking hilarious.

 

[Barf.]

Jesus, Sooo funny.

 

[spliff.Life]

this needs to end hahaha

 

[twistedxfaith]

hahahah I love this thread, and how every conversation ends with the girl being freaked out as fuck. I've been hearing references to this thread everywhere, but now I finally saw it. and vegetable girl? what the fuck?

 

[StanMcStanson]

NEVER!

 

[phishfood]

bump for HIV awareness

 

[duckets.]

I missed this thread

 

[nitsua]

oh man this just makes my day better everytime

 

[no_steeze]

i think i've read the convo thoroughly like 20 times

 

[Waffle11]

this makes me feel like going onto a chat room and doing something like this my self, but i need ideas, any help?

 

[PC_Jibblet]

That was the funniest thing i have ever read lol I liked the pizza and wizard one

 

[jack_weisman]

thought i would drop my 2000th post here

 

[eric25]

Haha. That was the greatest thing I have ever read.

 

[afton_steeze]

only an nser would dare to say something like this.

 

[Manlenium]

The best one is when he goes back to the smae girl twice. Man, I have to start writing names down.....

 

[tjski]

hahahah me 2

 

[KarmaInitiative]

funniest shit ever

 

[Balto]

lol every time i read that it just gets better

 

[dave44]

I've read it a million times, and I could do it a million more. Fucking great

 

[BIG_SALTY]

The rhino is the best one.

 

[JamesR]

modern day classic

 

[amo]

wow. thats just amazing