I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

[StanMcStanson]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Upgrayedd]

Nice - Keeping the classics up top

 

[stevie.]

....

bump

 

[stevie.]

Holy shit, I didn't even know this was still going, NICE! I'd say #1 (or #2 if you''re pro-post a pic hot girl... )thread of all time

 

[CJHski]

that is still fucking hilarious

 

[R.Z.A.]

this shit never gets old hahaa

 

[Bigwoods]

Haha I forgot about this thread! I love it

 

[Chummer3]

hahaha so awesome

 

[Goobie]

"Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip

my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in

ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is

deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the

bathroom, I exit through the front door...."

bahahahaha i could not stop laughing when i read this

 

[breckfreeskier]

haha, that made a great day even better

 

[Quinn]

God. Still awesome after reading it like 10 times

 

[babysteeze84]

Hahahaha... so hilarious.... every time I read it, it makes me laugh.

 

[Skavengers303]

halarious

 

[triebby]

i'm sorry but i felt it was time for this to be bumped. it has been referenced in numerous threads lately and i figured, well why not bring it back for a little more action?

 

[0ptions]

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Classic, i missed that line the first time. lol

 

[P3TER]

hahaha i had to bump this for kids to see

 

[skiminnesota]

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

 

[hawaiiansteeze]

ITS FUCKING BACK YES...

 

[-Nick-]

hahaha i actually had go away from my computer to have a break because i was laughing to hard

 

[Alex_G]

haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[breckfreeskier]

hahaha

There is nothing more serious then a rhinocerous about to charge your ass

 

[EastSteez.]

hahahhahaha omg those were so damn funny

 

[steezyjibber]

 

[adam.]

i lolled

 

[babujib]

i thought it would be a good day to bump this

 

[emopoppins]

this was just bumped 3 days ago. let it die for a while. funny as hell nonetheless.

 

[babujib]

naw it was bumped a month ago i thought about it today and was like damn im reading that when i get home

 

[Faggghkxd]

threads

 

[artfullydodged]

the guy who made this must be proud

 

[Alex_G]

it doesnt get any more serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass

hahahahaha i can never stop laughing at that.

 

[triebby]

"bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid."

epic

 

[Boodje.]

haha true that son.^^

 

[crussell]

hahahahaha

 

[Lax_Bro40]

i love when this thing surfaces every couple months

 

[Nico_G]

hahahaha this thread is legendary. I would definately say its up there with the Chads from bottom of Alta thread

 

[casualfiasco]

definitly getting close to that level up epicness, and i havnt seen chads gap in a while someone should bring it back for old times sake

 

[Hannah.]

ahhhh i remember the day i first saw this thread i was in class and couldnt keep myself from bursting out laughing a few times

 

[-Mugatu]

epic. chads is back up in ski gabber, but in my mind, this tops the list

 

[-Mugatu]

sorry for the double post

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/76398/

 

[Abc567def]

wow this made my day

 

[BootySpunk.]

funniest thing ive ever read lol

 

[WikiWiki]

yes that was an instant classic- "you cant see because i cauliflowered all up in your eyes ..bitch

 

[josh.]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[b-kul]

way too funny to die!

 

[StanMcStanson]

A thread of this quality will never die....makes me laugh every time I read it!

 

[603skier]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[low_fidelity]

oh man i read this every time it resurfaces and it never gets old!!!

 

[juliana.]

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

hahaha i found that so funny

 

[Skierguy1234]

best thread ever. i've read this like 100 times. hahahaha

 

[Happy.]

Haha pure genius

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