I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

[Mod]

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[TeleGuggla]

Just too hilarious....the definiton of fun!

 

[Mod]

bump bump bump

 

[skijunkiedtm]

every time i read this almost piss myself its so funny.

 

[coordy12]

i thought it would never return so gloriously

 

[StevenSegal]

a sincere thank you to the person who brought this one back

 

[Mod]

I'll try my hardest to keep it on the first page forever (or until I stop going on NS).

 

[japie99]

yeah this thread is the best there is!!

 

[GnarBurger]

who brought this back? well whoever did...comgrats. possibly the best thread ever created on NS

 

[Mod]

You're welcome bitches.

 

[Mod]

bump...

 

[Mod]

Bizzump

 

[HeathR]

still funny as hell

 

[ski_cartel]

you just keep bumping this dont you?...........................sweet

 

[Mod]

Bump

 

[uni-corn]

he is gay like that

 

[leckett1]

maybe he just wants it bumped...

 

[sn0wbl0w]

ha

 

[Marcos79]

it is soooo good it has to be bumped

 

[*snowman*]

its still the funniest shit ever made

 

[Peter.]

bwahha

 

[Literature]

This is soooooo awesome

 

[oSe]

WHOLY FUCK!!

funniest shit iVe EVVVER READ

EVER

FCK thats sSOOOoo classic, props man,

no one could do that as good

AHAHAHHH FUCK

im gona laugh forever and show it to everyone

 

[Mod]

bump

 

[HeathR]

^ I know i just did but why are u still bumping this. Its so old and there is nothing new.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

this never gets old and never will

 

[gangsteeze101]

hahahaha your a god where do you come with this shit? more convos there so funny props man

 

[Alexander_Keith]

this wasnt him... he just copy pasted it from elsewhere

 

[Mod]

I wonder if 'bloodninja' realizes he has the most epic thread on NS

 

[gangsteeze101]

ma bad i thought he was bloodninja o well yous a god for findin it

 

[derbski]

wow this thread has been running solid for more than 3 years, first time i ever saw it because it was referenced in the "dont shave your asshole thread that was brought back up recently, that shit is funny as hell

 

[triebby]

well some one was asking about this earlier so i thought i might bump it up seeing as i had never seen it before. and that shit might very well be the funniest thing i have ever read on NS and maybe even the internet.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Top 10 funniest things ever on the internet. I gotta go check out some of the other awarded threads.

 

[da-bling]

i actually laughed out loud

 

[i-like-to-ride]

i have never heard of anybody blowing their load on a pizza before. This guys is freakin genius

 

[PLJaCks]

i've probably read this thread 20 times... and it's halarious every time

 

[Mr.Capone]

How does he think of that shit... lol...for real

 

[StevenSegal]

same here its better every time

 

[nitsua]

haha thats great

 

[RunDMc]

wow, i've watched that about 23 times and it never gets old at all, cudos

 

[BurkeSter]

as if this thread made it back-up to the top of the threads, aww such a good thread.

 

[siversex]

im bringing it back. constipation just came back. its only fair.

 

[TheQuailman]

I borrowed his lines, in honor of bloodninja's greatness. These are real people by the way, i found them in chat rooms. i did this a while ago.

and i just took you backt o my apt and we're a bit drunk.

freeskier1292: ok

freeskier1292: i start by putting on my robe and wizard hat...

EllePhant King: and then i take out your wand and kill you with it...are you serious?

freeskier1292: yea

freeskier1292: it'll be fun

freeskier1292: i start messaging your back as you moan with sweet ectasy

EllePhant King: mmm

freeskier1292: i cast lvl. 3 erotisism as i move my hands lower and lower

freeskier1292: i slowly remove your moon boots and insert my magic wand in your vagina

EllePhant King: yeah and you know what i do?

freeskier1292: what

freeskier1292: i'm ready babe

freeskier1292: give it to me

EllePhant King: i get my boys to jump out of the closet and tie you down and they all gang rape you really hard and then they strangle you in your fucking wizard hat and robe

EllePhant King: and your dead

EllePhant King: and we get away with it

EllePhant King: and you just look like a retard in ur hat and robe

freeskier1292: but i cast lvl. 8 revival and i come back fro mthe dead

EllePhant King: hahaha

freeskier1292: and cast lvl. 6 boner and bone you in the ass while dancing

EllePhant King: haha

freeskier1292: your mana isnt strong enough

EllePhant King: shes not?

freeskier1292: no shes not

EllePhant King: is he?

EllePhant King: what about your dad?

EllePhant King: ill kill him

EllePhant King: and ull laugh

freeskier1292: dnt fuck with me bich im the mighty sorcerer of the lands

EllePhant King: NO WAY!! ME TOO

EllePhant King: mmmm give it to me hard u magician you OH YEAH BABY OH YEAH

freeskier1292: ill cast lvl. 1,000,00000 and you explode because your only lvl. 2 princess

EllePhant King: yeah i am a princess

freeskier1292: a little slut princess

freeskier1292: thats half woman half droid

freeskier1292: and i fuck your metal vagina

EllePhant King: haha

freeskier1292: till it shocks me electricaly

freeskier1292: man am i geting hard

EllePhant King: your a fuckin faggot...and i like it you retard

freeskier1292: yea

EllePhant King: k bye

freeskier1292: you dnt leave me

freeskier1292: we still need to destroy dr. robotnik's evil of robot socialists

QUADQUEENROCKS: ok i am the striper

freeskier1292: im a rhinoserus

freeskier1292: well hung like one for sure

freeskier1292: i stump the ground to alert you that you are in my breeding territory

QUADQUEENROCKS: what r u talking about

freeskier1292: dnt fuk with me ill charge your ass

freeskier1292: im a rhino

QUADQUEENROCKS: u r a ass

freeskier1292: u r an ass

QUADQUEENROCKS: scrue u

freeskier1292: leern to speak english u stripper

freeskier1292: i hope the duke lacrose team rapes you

QUADQUEENROCKS: basterd

freeskier1292: yeq

freeskier1292: yea

freeskier1292: this is getting me hot

freeskier1292: keep going

freeskier1292: its like a game

QUADQUEENROCKS: laern to spell

freeskier1292: its a game

QUADQUEENROCKS: want to talk dirty to eachother

freeskier1292: yea

freeskier1292: rhino's like dirt

freeskier1292: and charging ass

QUADQUEENROCKS: no talk like a person

freeskier1292: rhino's can't talk, duh

QUADQUEENROCKS: please talk like a real person

freeskier1292: rhino's dnt tlk, they charge ass

 

[oSe]

this cant die, its to classic.

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

not bad i guess

 

[skicraze123]

that shits fucking great

 

[DANETRON]

i love it when threads like this randomly come back

 

[Erie]

what are some other epic threads?

 

[GFELLER.]

HAHA holy shit that was hillarious

 

[t-roy]

i never use ROFL but I seriously fell out of my chair laughng and my abs hurt