I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

i have no idea why i didnt comment back in the day when i first read it, but this is probably one of the funniest/most pointless threads ever.

so halarious.

i laughed for a good 10 minutes.

priceless thread
 
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.

hahahahahahahahahahaha
 
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Thats priceless
 
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

this has always been my favorite line out of the whole thing. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH YES
 
Oh man, I read this during my computor class, I had to refrain from laughing so hard. The girls sitting around me were trying to look, but they're the 'proper and religious' types, so I was trying not to let them read it all. Amazingly awesome though!
 
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.

i find a new favorite line everytime!
 
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