I put on my Robe and Wizard hat



-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
bump, just because it deserves life

-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
 
this is funnier than shit

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
baaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
 
holy shit, i just broke down laughing in the middle of web design class....... holyyyyyyyyeeeee shittt!

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
 
funniest thing ever

the cyber fighting was so damn funny

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
holy shit man, this is so hilarious....this is argualbe the funniest thing I have ever come across on the internet

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EUROPE KICKS ASS

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Useless Fact of the Moment:

'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

fuckin GENIOUS. that and the robe and wizard hat. i havnt laughed that hard in awhile

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
'and my power is 1,000,000 and you explode in a bloody mist'

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ive never laughes so hard

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Does it teleport?
 
hahaha funny shit yo... bump this shit for the noobs

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
 
hahahahaha funnyest thing ever

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
wow definetly some of the funniest shit i have ever read on ns trying to cyber with britany the 2nd time was the greatest

 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA OMFG SO FUNNY OHHHHHHH AHAHHAHAHAHHA

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-Julian

I dont care if i get there 1st or last just if i can ski i am happy
 
OMFG OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
hell yeah its back...this thread is the best we need some new ones though

Go Steelers!!

FOX News Rules!!

''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
 
that's some funny shit!

the robe and the wizard hat were so funny

good stuff

Pag

*NORTHEAST CULT*

membre du *Quebec Riders Cult*
 
hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO, holy shit that was funny, dude show so more of these, its too funny!!

-getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery-
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, fucking hilarious. i can still barely breath

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
im bringing this hilarious thread back to top because its so damn funny!

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Hush little baby, don’t say a word

And never mind that noise you heard

It’s just the beast under your bed,

In your closet, in your head
 
^^ who are you?

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
word^

'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKIN AWSOME

'Do I look like a fucking people person?'

'This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.'

'If I throw a stick, will you leave?'

 
this just doesn't get old

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
bump bump bump it up

'man i tried shaving my balls....worst thing ever! i jsut ended up with a hairy sac with cuts all over it. worst thing i've ever done'-bitchassphatz

and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

free ipod shuffles rule!

 
i still love 'YOUR SCHLONG YOUR SCHLONG'!

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about going to france- 'i was gonna try to blend in by wearing a shirt with a french flag on it and a beret, while carrying around a bagette. u think that would work?? jk i'd get my ass beat quick.'--pierceme
 
hands down this beats out the constipation and wisdom teeth thread

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7
 
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