This is the funniest shit ever.
I had the idea for this one the other night. I started signed on as hotvixxen and I cloned AIM using DEADAIM so I was on as both HotVixxen69 and LoudCox at the same time. Hilarity ensued after I picked someone up in a cyber chat room:
joeedaman101 (1:13:23 PM): hey
HOTVixxen69 (1:13:27 PM): hi there
joeedaman101 (1:13:36 PM): wats going on
HOTVixxen69 (1:13:39 PM): not much
joeedaman101 (1:13:42 PM): cool
HOTVixxen69 (1:13:45 PM): my boyfriend's at work and so i'm real horny
HOTVixxen69 (1:13:50 PM): lookin for some fun
joeedaman101 (1:13:50 PM): really?
HOTVixxen69 (1:13:53 PM): yah
HOTVixxen69 (1:13:57 PM): you're not one of his friends right????
joeedaman101 (1:14:02 PM): no
HOTVixxen69 (1:14:07 PM): promise?
joeedaman101 (1:14:07 PM): whos your boyfriend?
joeedaman101 (1:14:13 PM): yea sure
HOTVixxen69 (1:14:14 PM): Michael Dimaggio
joeedaman101 (1:14:19 PM): dont know him
HOTVixxen69 (1:14:24 PM): ok phew
joeedaman101 (1:14:31 PM): yea
joeedaman101 (1:14:35 PM): so
joeedaman101 (1:14:40 PM): you wanna cyber
HOTVixxen69 (1:14:42 PM): yea
HOTVixxen69 (1:14:45 PM): here:
(AT THIS POINT, I SENT HIM AN INVITATION TO A PERSONAL CHAT ROOM I MADE CALLED HOTVIXXEN'S BEDROOM, HERE'S THE TRANSCRIPT FROM IN THERE
You have just entered room 'HotVixxens Bedroom.'
joeedaman101 has entered the room.
joeedaman101 (1:15:26 PM): hey
HOTVixxen69 (1:15:28 PM): Hi Cutie
HOTVixxen69 (1:15:31 PM): So what do you look like?
joeedaman101 (1:15:36 PM): ok
joeedaman101 (1:15:40 PM): im 5' 6'
joeedaman101 (1:15:55 PM): brown hair, brown eyes
joeedaman101 (1:16:05 PM): nice ass
joeedaman101 (1:16:07 PM): also
joeedaman101 (1:16:11 PM): u
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:19 PM): 5'5'
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:25 PM): 110 lbs
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:27 PM): 34 C
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:28 PM): dark hair
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:32 PM): down to my ass
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:47 PM): sound good?
joeedaman101 (1:16:52 PM): hell yea
HOTVixxen69 (1:16:56 PM):
joeedaman101 (1:16:58 PM): wat r u wearing
HOTVixxen69 (1:17:09 PM): a bikini top and white cotton panties
HOTVixxen69 (1:17:11 PM): you?
joeedaman101 (1:17:26 PM): some b-ball shorts, no shirt
joeedaman101 (1:17:36 PM): you wanna start
HOTVixxen69 (1:17:39 PM): yes
HOTVixxen69 (1:17:42 PM): we're in my bed room
HOTVixxen69 (1:18:43 PM): so
HOTVixxen69 (1:18:46 PM): i'm on my bed
HOTVixxen69 (1:18:59 PM): what do you want to do with me? i'm all yours...my boyfriend doesn't get home til 5
joeedaman101 (1:19:08 PM): i came to you and we start kissing
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:11 PM): mmmm
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:17 PM): your tongue feel so good in my mouth
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:24 PM): by the way, haha i'm victoria
joeedaman101 (1:19:32 PM): i untie you bikini top to see your boobs
joeedaman101 (1:19:34 PM): im joe
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:37 PM): mmm do you like them?
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:39 PM): how old are you joe?
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:40 PM): i'm 19
joeedaman101 (1:19:44 PM): 16
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:46 PM): cool
HOTVixxen69 (1:19:54 PM): i pull off my bikini bottoms
joeedaman101 (1:19:59 PM): you sit on my lap while i rub your boobs
HOTVixxen69 (1:20:02 PM): mmmmmm
joeedaman101 (1:20:21 PM): i pull down my shorts and you sit on my cock
(AT THIS POINT I INVITED THE OTHER SCREEN NAME INTO THE CHAT ROOM AND JOINED)
Loudcox has entered the room.
Loudcox (1:20:39 PM): WHAT THE FUCK??
joeedaman101 (1:20:39 PM): whos this
HOTVixxen69 (1:20:48 PM): Michael!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AT WORK
Loudcox (1:20:52 PM): WHY YOU LITTLE BITCH
Loudcox (1:21:00 PM): I charge across the room and slap vicki in the face
HOTVixxen69 (1:21:02 PM): OW
HOTVixxen69 (1:21:06 PM): OH MY GOD MICHAEL I'M SO SORRY
Loudcox (1:21:12 PM): Who the fuck are you?!?!
joeedaman101 (1:21:18 PM): im joe
Loudcox (1:21:20 PM): I grab Joe by the shirt collar and lift him in the air
Loudcox (1:21:24 PM): What the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend?
joeedaman101 (1:21:24 PM): kewl
HOTVixxen69 (1:21:39 PM): Michael
HOTVixxen69 (1:21:42 PM): he didn't know about you
HOTVixxen69 (1:21:46 PM): calm down this is my fault
Loudcox (1:21:51 PM): Slaps vicki
Loudcox (1:21:54 PM): SHUT UP YOU BITCH
Loudcox (1:21:56 PM): HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
HOTVixxen69 (1:22:01 PM): I cry softly
HOTVixxen69 (1:22:04 PM): Michael, I'm so sorry
HOTVixxen69 (1:22:15 PM): He didn't know, and I msised you
HOTVixxen69 (1:22:18 PM): you didn't know, right joe? tell him
joeedaman101 (1:22:26 PM): nope
Loudcox (1:22:40 PM): You'd better get out of my house before I kill you BOTH!
Loudcox (1:22:48 PM): I slam my fist into the wall and little bits of plaster fall
HOTVixxen69 (1:22:56 PM): MICHAEL YOU'RE SCARING ME
Loudcox (1:23:02 PM): SHUT UP YOU WHORE
Loudcox (1:23:11 PM): YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FUCKING CHEATED ON ME
Loudcox (1:23:14 PM): BOTH OF YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
HOTVixxen69 (1:23:24 PM): I'm scared :'(
Loudcox (1:23:29 PM): YOU SHOULD BE YOU LITTLE BITCH
Loudcox (1:23:35 PM): NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
HOTVixxen69 (1:23:39 PM): I'M LEAVING :'(
HOTVixxen69 has left the room.
Loudcox (1:23:57 PM): GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
joeedaman101 (1:24:02 PM): ok
Loudcox (1:24:05 PM): DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
joeedaman101 (1:24:10 PM): shit dude i'm sorry
joeedaman101 has left the room.
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Session concluded at 1:24:23 PM
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He IMED me on hotvixxen after the fact:
joeedaman101 (1:24:58 PM): wut the fuck was up with that!!!
HOTVixxen69 (1:25:14 PM): i can't talk now i have to leave my boyfriend's on his way home
HOTVixxen69 (1:25:17 PM): he's going nuts
HOTVixxen69 (1:25:21 PM): i can't be here when he gets home
HOTVixxen69 (1:25:25 PM): he must have signed on from work or something
joeedaman101 (1:25:32 PM): oo
HOTVixxen69 (1:28:35 PM): i'm so sorry this happened
HOTVixxen69 (1:28:38 PM): you sounded so sweet :-(
joeedaman101 (1:28:42 PM): ok
HOTVixxen69 (1:28:45 PM): pray for me, he's crazy
joeedaman101 (1:28:49 PM): ok
joeedaman101 (1:29:23 PM): how did he know you were in that chatroom
HOTVixxen69 (1:29:32 PM): i don't know he works for a computer company
HOTVixxen69 (1:29:34 PM): he knows all this stuff
HOTVixxen69 (1:29:39 PM): maybe he's spying on me from here or something
HOTVixxen69 (1:29:57 PM): I gotta get out of here
HOTVixxen69 (1:30:00 PM): byebye Joe
HOTVixxen69 (1:30:04 PM): we never even had a chance
joeedaman101 (1:30:12 PM): byebye vicki good luck :-(
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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
The Hot Sauce Champion of the World