I pre-ordered 200 pairs of V's AMA

KilaTsunami

KilaTsunami

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Not even gonna mount them up tbh.. I think i'll turn them into a coffee table? Maybe a Monoski ? Either way, the less new wavers the better ..
 
Owner of Vishnu reading this thread:

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Step 1: sell all but 1 of each type to grubby teenagers

Step 2: mail remaining skis to your own factory in China as “prototypes”

Step 3: have factory make you your own V’s

Step 4: sell new But same V’s at a cheaper price than old V’s

Step 5:?????????

Step 6: profit

Step 7: congratulations you started a new gnu wave
 
14049499:Young_patty said:
Step 1: sell all but 1 of each type to grubby teenagers

Step 2: mail remaining skis to your own factory in China as “prototypes”

Step 3: have factory make you your own V’s

Step 4: sell new But same V’s at a cheaper price than old V’s

Step 5:?????????

Step 6: profit

Step 7: congratulations you started a new gnu wave
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damn [tag=255817]@CLQ[/tag] remember when we were talking about this
 
14049512:TRVP_ANGEL said:
damn [tag=255817]@CLQ[/tag] remember when we were talking about this
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Yup but the risk and ROI simply isn't worth it for me. Pinkbike did a video on this and the same problems they have with bikes, they will have with skis. I wonder what steps Vishnu takes to make sure their skis aren't shit

 
"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "

-all Vishnu haters
 
14049841:midwesternmaniac said:
"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "

-all Vishnu haters
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" Ohh i luv 2017 snowboard steeze, i hate poles because they are too mainstream. skiing downhill is for pussies its all about popping around on benches and landing sideways. White mitts and snowboard wizard hoods are the only thing that matters in skiing. i am so unique omg...we are the counterculture!" did you see my urban landing" it was to flat and i didn't move an inch after. "

- All vishnu fanboys
 
14049841:midwesternmaniac said:
"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "

-all Vishnu haters
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whack
 
14049850:pokerman said:
" Ohh i luv 2017 snowboard steeze, i hate poles because they are too mainstream. skiing downhill is for pussies its all about popping around on benches and landing sideways. White mitts and snowboard wizard hoods are the only thing that matters in skiing. i am so unique omg...we are the counterculture!" did you see my urban landing" it was to flat and i didn't move an inch after. "

- All vishnu fanboys
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Imagine actually being offended by people acting out of their own free will in an extremely niche area of winter sports available to .0000001% of humanity
 
14049854:midwesternmaniac said:
Imagine actually being offended by people acting out of their own free will in an extremely niche area of winter sports available to .0000001% of humanity
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Smh Nobody in this thread is "offended".. ur just softer than the flex rating on sum Full Tilt's
 
14049861:midwesternmaniac said:
Nah I just think it's lame to decorate your ego with a brand name of any kind
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Literally, Everyone is fucking jealous of my Gucci Du-Rag now. it's honestly sickening. Look at ur (mid-western) self, Now look at me, You see the difference? It's called " DRIP " ... Look it up sweaty ;)
 
14049861:midwesternmaniac said:
Nah I just think it's lame to decorate your ego with a brand name of any kind
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Lmao dude you're such a core skier I bet you have a swervy style not cause you cant do big tricks but because big tricks are "to corporate" for you.
 
14049865:Titus69 said:
Lmao dude you're such a core skier I bet you have a swervy style not cause you cant do big tricks but because big tricks are "to corporate" for you.
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Grr stop ow my ego you know I can't do big tricks let me enjoy myself shh
 
14049866:midwesternmaniac said:
Grr stop ow my ego you know I can't do big tricks let me enjoy myself shh
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Relax homes.. Nobody's hating on anything or anyone. Just having some fun since its the Off-Season. I'll send you a pic of my Vishnu picket fence once its done !!
 
14049873:KilaTsunami said:
Relax homes.. Nobody's hating on anything or anyone. Just having some fun since its the Off-Season. I'll send you a pic of my Vishnu picket fence once its done !!
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DM me pic when done I can't wait
 
14049873:KilaTsunami said:
Relax homes.. Nobody's hating on anything or anyone. Just having some fun since its the Off-Season. I'll send you a pic of my Vishnu picket fence once its done !!
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Here you go boss I built it to keep the hippies out. I think we should chop down the trees too those tree huggers keep coming back.

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haha company name is Vishnu, puts Virgin Mary on topsheet.

Also tried to look at some of their skis and only saw a product video of kids skiing completely out of control with snowboard dino hands. At least they sell busser Aprons at a premium.
 
14050032:pokerman said:
haha company name is Vishnu, puts Virgin Mary on topsheet.

Also tried to look at some of their skis and only saw a product video of kids skiing completely out of control with snowboard dino hands. At least they sell busser Aprons at a premium.
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Dude its cool to sway your arms super slow when you land that peanut butter 270 onto the small rail 1' off the ground at your super vibey small resort.
 
14050045:Titus69 said:
Dude its cool to sway your arms super slow when you land that peanut butter 270 onto the small rail 1' off the ground at your super vibey small resort.
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bro i live for vibey small resorts. Real mountains are lame I like to hit up skateparks in the winter instead. I also keep my bangers til 2-3 feet after i land; ie. right swerve, left turn, slide to switch hands up. - sometimes i end my tricks into the lift line when im filming with my ipad.
 
14050032:pokerman said:
haha company name is Vishnu, puts Virgin Mary on topsheet.

Also tried to look at some of their skis and only saw a product video of kids skiing completely out of control with snowboard dino hands. At least they sell busser Aprons at a premium.
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Restaurant workers of the world unite. Also, that's not the Virgin Mary.
 
14049841:midwesternmaniac said:
"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "

-all Vishnu haters
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-All Vishnu lovers
 
Yeah my bad, I definitly didn't mean to come off so shitty. V's are actually really sick and a few of my friends live by them. Definitly trollin' a bit too hard there - i'll reel it in.

++ LOVE.
 
14050685:skiP.E.I. said:
Please let us know how wets are on jumps + a little big mountain.
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Theres been reviews, the wet wides are great but not your best option for big mtn at all.
 
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