I pooped on a girl

that was truly amazing, this and the tucker max story are two of the best stories (yes, stories) i have ever heard.

But what the hell was she doing sticking a finger up your butt? couldnt she ask first?
 
Reading this made me laugh the most I've ever laughed while reading a thread on newschoolers!!!!!!

THIS IS A LEGENDARY THREAD!

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"Its like when you take a shit and walk out of the bathroom you think

"hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine

and go "HOLY SHIT!". It was one of those moments."

That is such a hilarious description.
 
Oh my god. You just told one of the best stories any human could have possibly ever told. Your choice of vocabulary was perfect. I want to publish this in some sort of paper. Amazing.
 
funniest story ive ever heard hands domn. i was screaming with laughter alone. which has never happened. you rock for posting this.
 
this thread has gone down in NS history!

i knew the entire story before i ever even read the thread, from friends and people who arent even on NS

amazing!

full karma mang
 
how in the hell does someone go that long without taking a dump? Also, that girl took some HUGE liberties when she decided to introduce her finger to the equation. At least ask, she may like that (well, at the time at least, never again though probably) but that doesn't mean guys like that shit. She turned passionate lovemaking into a urology appointment.
 
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