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skierdudeguy

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i hate this, because whenever im trying to do tricks, i cant frickin commit. im not saying im good, but damn, i hate it. i cant commit a 180. i know what im gonna get from this... 'pull your dick out of your cooch.'. let it go, if anyone has any good advice, id love hearing it

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
well thats your problem....nobody starts with a 180..you gotta start with atleast a cork 9

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but seriously...not many people on here can help you with a 180...you just gotta do them

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i know. ive done em before, but now... i suck again

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
ya dude, this is something you gotta work on with yourself. Just learn to be agressive in all aspects of life, you may die younger, but you will have more fun

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
Maybe instead of getting pissed off, you need to be pissed ON everytime you fuck up a trick. That'd sure motivate me!

 
damnit i missed my grab!!! ahhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo!!!!!!! golden showers!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

dinomytE'
 
all I can say for committing to any trick is just do it, don't overthink it. I'm not saying you shouldn't mentally prepare for tricks but do that off the hill so when you get to the hill and you're standing at the top of the inrun you can just go and huck your shit instead of standing there forever getting more and more freaked out

'Diamonds. She'll Pretty Much Have To.' - Family Guy
 
Picture doing the WHOLE trick in your head, you've gotta visualise (spelling?) it.

It def helps heaps it you do this, that how i approach every jump/rail that i'm going to bust big on.

Also try shit into water, it hurts a lot less if you fuck up. Thats the way i learned spinning flip tricks ie:misty 9s and rodeos etc..

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
Find a better skier to ski with, thats the best way, then he will seem so much better than you and hell push you.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
listen to music that pumps you up.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
Get your balls outta your purse and just go for it....haha just giving you shit, i have the same problem

'Oh, you don't like school? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that, you know. It's called EVERYONE and they meet at the bars.'

- Drew Carey
 
I dunno I have the same problem

I have a bit of an excuse (broke my back 2 seasons ago going inverted) and the doc lookin and my questionin how i was still walking afterwards That scared the shit outta me and I havent been able to do anything since.

I would rather be dead then unable to walk simple as that.

I have no troubles getting rails and what not its just the balls to go in the air upside down again.

Or even just big

* I had just launched myself 50feet in the air Off a boother when both my skiis pop off. So I think to myself What would Jared do?*
 
huckatuck's right on...

charge that shit, and if you eat shit a few times, fuck it... that's your price to pay

ns ogre crew

ns gear geek
 
It's all in your head. If you were doing them before and are having trouble now that means you are lacking confidence. Because your body knows how to do the trick, but doubt is preventing you from achieving it.

Visualize it ahead of time. Exactly what it's going to look like and what it's going to take for you to do the trick all the way through.

Charge the jump. Just do it. You have to push yourself out of the comfort zone, if you don't commit then you can't do it. Commit. Tell yourself what's the worse that can happen? Maybe your skis might pop off and you could slide in the snow. Big deal. If you crash, get back on your feet, hike up to that jump again and hit it now.. this time more energetic than ever. It doesn't matter if you crash 60 times. Tell yourself you're not going to give up no matter how many times you crash. When you stomp it, claim that jump. Make it your bitch.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
yeah i ahd the problem of getting back into the groove this year, And finally i just said fuck it and went for it and now its all better. Ive learned liek 3 new tricks and now falling doesnt scare me anymore.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
....balls outta your purse.....

'Oh, you don't like school? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that, you know. It's called EVERYONE and they meet at the bars.'

- Drew Carey
 
I have the same problem, i have no problem tearing it up on the hill, but the minute my skies have to leave the ground i freak.

~~~~~Marija- what!!!!????~~~~~~~~~
 
you just gotta say fuck it. you are involved in a sport where it is quite a good possibility that you may get hurt. i know it sounds weird, but the more you fall, the less scared of it you will be. im not all that much scared of falling anymore, as i have done it many times. you learn how to fall, and how to prevent gettin hurt as much.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
That was what my friend told me, so up until last weekend i was doing good. but then i ate shit and ended up screwing my knee over. hopefully i won't be out for too long.

~~~~~Marija- what!!!!????~~~~~~~~~
 
i fall every time i ski and havent hurt myself.. you just have to go for it sometimes. remember we are on snow

w.m.h
 
Damnit.. I thought it read 'I piss on myself'.. Fuck!!

Anyways;

Like ghostdragon said... do it over and over and over until you do it. Another thing that might get you to land one is to say to one of your friends some thing like 'I promise if I don't land this trick today I'll buy your lunch today' If you are as cheap as me there is no way you'll wanna spend 10 bucks on your friend... and you will be forced to keep on it until you land it and you can keep your money.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha
 
Keep looking over your shoulder (especially over 180) and don't bring your head back. I had the same problem a couple of years ago. Just keep your head looking over your shoulder, and don't stop. It hurts a WHOLE lot more to psych out at the last second than to just do it.

nice onepiece
 
hahaha^ but when u go off the kicker alot of people turn 180 as fast as they can and end up rolling down the windows on the jump, when u go off the kicker, turn 90, grab and stall as long as you can, and then right when the landing comes aorund go another 90 and land it looking at the lip of the jump(straight)

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
yeah, as someone said, visualize it off the mountian , then, once you get in the park, GO FOR IT. believe me, every second you sit there staring at that jump you're psyching yourself out more and more...go for it immediately

it's all about confidence. are you a confident person in other things? if so, just bring that to the mtn. if not, (also as someone else said) work on making yourslef an all aroud confident person

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'my sister's 14, goin out with a senior..i can't wait til he fucks her'- Five0

-Friends don't let friends snowblade*
 
Practice spining on the ground just hopping and spinning around you need like a foot of air to do a 180. so u dont need that much so just do it man.

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
ya, pratice the 180 of littler jumps first man ,get the feeling. Falling on little shit is like falling on a pillow. Even big hits don't hurt too much unless you have your din too high. I messed up both ankles one fall with too high din. Just say fuck it and then huck it. I know it is harder to do than say, but if when you're at the top of the inrun, clear your mind of EVERYTHING, eve nthe jump, then go, start thinking of your trick right before you get to the hit, at this point there is almost no turning back. That's what i do when i am learning a trick i am scared shitless about trying.

Justin the Hick
 
hype yourself upt o everyone, liek go to the coolest people and say ya im pretty good at skiing i can pull this and that, and then they will be like 'prove it' and come ski with you, well when it comes time, your gonna tell yourself, well shi ti got myself into this i have to at least try something and make up an excuse afterwards, and well before you know it, you just pulled the trick, or something or otehr, and voila you have confidence...

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
i find thinking too much about it fucks me up, like if i go towards a jump thinkin ok im gonna do a 7, i will just throw a 180 and be like wtf.. but if i don't think, then i can do shit

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
yo i love that feeling of fear right before hucking big...i go into a jump looking at the lip that just keeps gettin bigger the closer u get and u just gotta swallow it and then enjoy the feeling of looking at the ground on ur back from 30 ft up

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Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
 
Get a really hot girl to ski with you and you will throw all your tricks without thinking to impress her. This one time, I was sitting above a cliff with a sketched out icy landing under the chair, and I was just standing on the edge looking at the landing and getting freaked out, and then this girl yelled from the chair 'just do it' and I did, and I was fine. It helps to have that extra motivation.

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What's on the other side of that wall?

-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Get a really hot girl to ski with you and you will throw all your tricks without thinking to impress her. This one time, I was sitting above a cliff with a sketched out icy landing under the chair, and I was just standing on the edge looking at the landing and getting freaked out, and then this girl yelled from the chair 'just do it' and I did, and I was fine. It helps to have that extra motivation.

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What's on the other side of that wall?

-'Death.' (Johnny D. after Kristi fell off the back of the PBP wall in 1242)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
The practice spins on the ground thing only goes so far. In your ski boots its alot different because you cant get much bend in your ankles at all.

 
ride with someone you know who can do them, and let him hit it first. then you feel obligated to follow up.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
I started inverts this year and I am fine with it, but I always freak for a minute when I hear these damn stories about people breaking their backs and shit. And it doesnt help when my parents say 'fine, I'll take good care of you when you're a parapolegic' Haha. It sucks everyone tries to freak me out. Then I go skiing and it's good.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
do em on the ground then take em to he jumps. bnuild up. dont do shit all at once take it slow step by stepo untoil you master it then move on

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
I have the same problem and when I met J.P. Auclair we both agreed that the solution is to JUST GIVE'ER. You can't master a new trick without actually trying it. Want the trick. Then do it.

 
Ya, ui gotta ski with someone better, its immpossible to tell someone how to get over ur problem, just practice, dont think about what ur doing.

 
dude just huck it and stomp the fuckin landing. everytime im tryin something i look at the jump and say fuck it whats the wrost that can happen and then just bust it out.

Go Big and Die!
 
this site is so full of drug references.......even tho it says in the agreement not to talk about drugs

-Ira

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
my friend had the very same problem... he would always think bout the bad things that could happen... i just pushed and pushed him once he took a couple good diggers he learned that falling isn't that bad now he is getting better and better everyday

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Line Skis = Good Ride
 
i have the same problem, i could do 5's before, and i just can never get myself to do em this year, you just have to kinda say screw it, clear your head of everything and go for it, and trust yourself that your gonna stomp it

 
Yeah, I seem to have the same problem too in some ways. Like rails aren't even a commitment problem, I'm just bad, lol. Jumps even I'm allright, it seems to be this pipe thing tho. I go to pop off and end up half carving. Not like I'm afraid or anything, just have som emental block. Anyway it's all mental, that's my 2 cents.

 
here is the trick man: Stand above the jump, decide on the trick, like a 180. Invision it while standing above the jump. Count to 3 and go, NO MATTER WHAT! Know in your head that you are going to do it and land it. Do not have any second thoughts, cause thats what kills you. The counting to three really helped me to committ and just go for it. Hope that helps!

 
Dude, what about this: say the whole way to your mind that you arent gonna do a 180, but then right when you get to the lip you fake yourself out and do it anyway. That has always worked for me, and when Jason Ellis did that really big acid drop on guiness or whatever he said he did the same thing. I know it works for me....

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
i never know what im gonna do untill im at the lip of the jump, i decide in the air what grab im gonna do, and ride away sometimes

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
its mostly just a mind game. to boost my confidence, i just train like a motherfucker. being in the best shape you can be in allows you to think youre the fucking best. so start running, swimming, bouncing on trampolines, going to the gym, or whatever you do to stay in shape.

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hop some 180's on the flats.... just pump your knees hop up and ride switch... if you can do this you can do a 180. When you leave the lip of the jump just pretend your doing the same just no hop. just swing your arm across your body... my natural spin is right so i just cross my arm past my body and turn my body with it... you can kinda look under your arm to spot your landing and then stick it with steeze.

 
chad ur solutions to everything is, ''smoke a joint''

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
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