I pioneered freeskiing, +k

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jameskiy

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This is gonna mind destroy you.

so we all know pioneered freeskiing right?

i mean your dumb if you think otherwise (hope that faunt worked)

witness my embed muddar duckers. who da noob now?

We'll because i am a prodigy, after playing that sick ass cracka james bond game, I being the boss tried a 360, (thats right a 360 you donkey bangers) over a small bump on rentals when i was 8 (im 16 now)

Now i didn't make the 360, i didnt want to because i was hipster at the time you donkey f***ers

I made a 270,(what? you cant hear my evoice/penis? thats because you just lost hearing and sight cos this $h!1 is so effin extreme.

i stomped it and afterbanged so fucking hard I twisted my legs like a prepubescent giraffee BUT, BECAUSE THERE WAS A BUMP NOT A JUMP I BUTTERED, AND IF THERE WAS A RAIL IT WOULDVE BEEN A 270 ON

so using proper logic I, who bet all of you a 8 years ago, invented:

the BUTTER 270 on in 2002

this will really mindscrew you

My name is James, and at the time i made the 270, i was blonde, so i called myself james blonde like james bond. (i know i was a witty ripped steezy kid)

So i think what happened, was i futurespun with my 270, into the game, did a leg flail which then made me want to try tricks, and do the 270, theofore, I inspired myself,

to create freeskiing.

And y'all think im a noob, makes me sick, show some respect for your founding father/mother (no sexist) (not transsexual either)

try to wikipedia your way out of that one you wimps.

logic'd

cya bosses, +k for bumping

#kingofskiing #betterthantammywhamstixx

 
that faunt didnt work, James bond invented freeskiing is the first sentence, im gonna get el gato and eheath to ban anyone who disses this, the king has contacts in high places
 
i pioneered freeskiing, i did a one-eighty when i was 4. so really i am the founding father of free skiing according to your logic
 
Did I ever tell you how I invented snowboarding? I didn't want any credit for it, but they just kept givin it to me.
 
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Date Sent: Apr 28 2012 19:40:13 - (read)

jameskiy --> Puzzled$

i will not post in the thread again but i will message you to say that op posted again pic was good. your a boss.

I know son, I know.
 
I have a feeling I missed the point of this thread slightly. I was thought I had it there for a second, but no. Just like this cat.

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Sir, it was found. As tempted as I was to point this out, I decided to leave it and see which others were of such good taste. You sir now have maxed karma from me. Well deserved.
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