I peed with a boner this morning

Yea, I gave that a try. It's tough. And feels kinda weird. And it's fucking hard as shit to aim the fucker down. And when you do, you pinch off the flow and it gets that much harder to piss.
 
On weekeds I usually wake up with a raging boner while at the same time having to piss in a BIG way. I get pretty good at the superman thing. Sometimes I just sit down, but I coax out a little shit so I cant say I sat down to piss.
 
bahaha this mornig i was walking around in my boxers and the about halfway through my walking around i look down to see my dick hanging out of the dick whole
 
Haha this Threads funny, Im Gunna have to add a tip to this if your like to tired to hold your dick, you know how it is some mornings you can always just piss in the shower then rinse it out with a little water. that way you dont gotta aim and your not sitting down to piss
 
I knew I wasnt the only one, Only downside to it is its a bit loud and Im Sure the rest of your family knows exactly what your doing when they hear it
 
i'm assuming you've never woken up with your blatter ready to burst and you'r percker hard as a rock... you cant really chill, and wait for it to go down, it doesnt work that way
 
I have, but usually wake up if I need to piss befor it gets to that point.

WhyTF am I talking about this?
 
HAHA that made me think of me,myself and, irene when he wakes up in the morning and goes to take a piss and it sprays all over
 
The worst is when you are like leaning at an impossible angle trying to get the pee in the toilet, all yankin down and shit, and then your girl walks in and wonders what the fuck you are doing.
 
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