i peed in the shower

mommy

mommy

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at school.

before swimming.

we where rinsing off before entering the pool in the shower room.

everybody was leaving the shower room, then i was like 'WAIT'.

i then pissed myself through my swimsuit, onto the shower floor.

i got 5 detentions.

 
word, i piss in the shower all the time

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
i love you mommy. just because.

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- Ian

'if i had a dollar everytime a crazy person talked to me, i'd have like 7 or 8 dollars' - ElGato

'How does one go about becoming a judge for one of these contests? Do judges get to have sex with the contestants?'

- rebel, on the Miss Teen Canada Contest

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
mommy ,you give me a reason to wake up in the morning.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
I pee i nthe shower then leave notes tellign them so from my room mates. Some guy down the hall shat in his next door neighbors shower.

 
the hot water makes it so u cant help it

'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'

 
nah its the sound for me.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
i like to write my name with it.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
peeing is so good. 5 detentions is a lot, I mean it wont do anything if you pee in a shower, just drain out. showers suck too

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
if you piss on another kid during a warm shower they wont even feel it...trust me

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its ski season
 
mommy has been on the low down for awhile but finally he comes back with another amazing, all though completely pointless, post

 
I don't pee in the shower... call me an outcast...

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'What was the guy.. WOAH.. when you press on your throat when you're talking it makes it sounds funny. Neat!'

'Wouldn't it be funny if a guy had like a 20 dollar bill, and went to the cafeteria and bought 20 dollars worth of 25 cent slushies... but then only drank one!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
whenever u piss in the shower, it smells like well piss

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
me and my girlfriend pee on eachother in the shower

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like a douche without a retrieval string, i was completely lost.
 
na dude, its all about peeing in the bath

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Democrats are sexy: since when have you seen a good looking peice of elephant?

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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
 
taking a crunch in the bath is where its at

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
well. now i have a healty fear of hot tubs.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
^dont end up like that guy in out cold

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
 
this thread is great man!

ps i pee in the shower

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
ya thats a fun little hobby of mine also....

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*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
I love out cold.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
why would u get dt for pissing in the shower? in my locker room we piss into the shower drains when the water isnt running, we only have 2 urinals so if they are being used we just piss in the showers

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
ive pissed on my gf in the shower without her knowing hahahhha

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
haha golden showers are great

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'Its only in fresh powder the lonely skier leaves his tracks.

Its only in fresh powder an artist can express himself'

Arnold Lunn, 1925
 
i performed a golden shower on my friend one time when he was climbing up an latter in a local lake, and the nice thing was that he didnt move.

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'Its only in fresh powder the lonely skier leaves his tracks.

Its only in fresh powder an artist can express himself'

Arnold Lunn, 1925
 
it just saves a minute or 2 in the morning is all

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
at my school this one fat waste of space peed on another kid. the other kid did noting. the kid who did the peeing is such a queer. it gives me another reason to hate him. though hes never done anything to me. but if i move away before i leave in killing him with a shiv.

Im now Libertarian.

Michael Badnarik (Lib.) 390,542 votes.

whats up now bitches! we beat the socialists! remember to chill!
 
needs a bump

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
this is what a great post is...not nantucket crap. i miss my mommy!

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
im sick of pple bringing back 2 year old threads.but you are correct this is better than nantucket. all the threads now suck

the gunshot holds no fear
 
i remember hear about a kid i know peeing on a teacher in the bathroom. i guess they were in different stalls the peeing person thought the other person was a friend s ohe he peed on him. turns out it was our teacher. and the piss got on his pants and he said "fuck" or sumthing like that

the teacher got fired a few months later for having sexual relations wit ha senior. so, all in all, good times

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
i dont know how you could take a shower without peeing in it

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i pee from the shower to the toilet cause my toilet is about 1 foot and 1/2 from the shower

greenfield southside worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die
 
^what do you do when your hose loses pressure?

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
HAHAHAHA thats amazing

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
most of the time i pee in the toilet

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"

"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"

Josh Berman while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters

"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"

Dave Chrighton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

 
one time me and my best friend were taking a shower together in a non-sexual way the day after a party because there was a line of people waiting for the shower. and randomly she just peed i was like what the fuck are oyu doing dude you are going to piss on my feet.

-Lauren
 
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