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For class we have to do a 5 minute monologue about a dead person.. doesnt matter how long ago they died but they have to have had some type of historical signifgance. Anyone have any ideas!?!?

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
wtf? you could choose like anyone then. do Einstein, cause his last words were spoken in German, and the nurse attending to him didnt speak German, so nobody will ever know what his last words were wooooooo....

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^Rowen^

Why?

'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks will fire out from my nipples.'

- Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
seriously rekker, thats crazy he could have said some crazy secret that he knew and noone knows it now

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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
do someone like Jesus. seriously. if the school says ur information is wrong or something like that you can get the teacher fired for messing with your religion.

 
Mr. Dressup

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no... mr.rogers!

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my english teacher didn't show up today so we plugged in the tv and watched mr. dressup, he is a good man

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
Tupac.

-Dan

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Where were you April 26, 1992?

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

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what if einstien unlocked all the secrets to the universe in his last year, or maybe he said 'ich bumse Ziegen'

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
or du hast, or feur frie! oh my god, maybe he said FUCK OFF.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Travis- Yo man, i gotta go take a shit.

Ryan- Oh yeah, i dominated one this morning :P.
 
did you know that you can still hear things and open your eyes for 30 seconds after you get decapitated on the gulliotine? Some scientist did an experiment on a guy's head right after it was chopped off, and called his name 3 different times and his eyes opened and looked at him every time, after 30 seconds, he didn't respond though. Anyways, do it about Kurt Cobain of Nirvana or Bradley Nowell of Sublime. Or Chris Farley.

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REMEMBER: It's 10% equipment, and 90% rider.
 
y did dave thomas have to die, god lost a lot of points on that one, what did old dave ever do to ne one, besides give them delicious bacon cheesburgers......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
Mr. Dressup is like the Canadian version of Mr. Rogers. He's way cooler though. His show was actually good.

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GO WITH ABE LINCOLN TRUST ME it was so easy there are like entire biographys showing every event in his life... and the biographys are even fun to read... it was so easy i had to do a report on him in 5th grade it is so easy.... trust me

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
mr. dressup was da man! he was basically second in charge for my upbringing!

like what it said in SKIER, 'mr. dressup kicks mr. rogers' ass!

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Moshe Dayan

or Jim Morrison.

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do someone who has a lot of info, but isnt real well known, and has a bunch of facts that you could just make up like...Atilla the Hun, Napolean, Kepler, or Tycho...just look around.

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
Im sad… it was a chick saying “I need…”…thought it would be better, anyways do it on Hitler, its so easy to find info on him and he caused the death of seven mil jews, of I don’t know how many soldiers and other civilians in the second world war, I think that has some historical impact. He’s a mean biatch

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
I don't think I'm dead.

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when did dave thomas die & why didn't i find out about until i read this thread?

do it over phrosty i'm sure that someone is willing to kill him for you

ns ogre crew represent

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i\'ll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

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buy a gun and kill a hippie
 
figures you would say Moshe Dayan.....

do Gabriello Fallopio...he is the man.

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
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