I NEED your thoughts please...

skieveryday

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Skiiers of all sorts, I'm putting together a two page, text based spread in Adobe InDesign (using both Illustrator and Photoshop) but I need your thoughts. Please, I just want a random sentence, a few thoughts based on EXACTLY the things THAT GO THROUGH YOUR BRAIN as you ski...words or phrases...any of these will be greatly appreciated.

ie: the thoughts you think as you go to throw a 3,5,7, or 9...the things you think as your approaching a lip or a rail...anything.

Thanks much...LaTe

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
this is gonna be lame but

this is so much fun

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
screw this, i can heal

-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
 
i always say something to get psycked...like 'kill it nigggggaaaaaaa' is one of my preffered lines.....or hooooowah...that one works well too

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
'fuck it, ill just go for it'

'if i die, you can have my george foreman grill'

'holy fucking shit i fucked up'

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3 weeks, 3 days!!!!

 
'just do it, you cant get hurt too badly'

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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'

-Pep Fujas-

 
Thanks a ton...as much of this as possible...profanity is aight...but hey...I do have to present this to a college professor so...but thanks a ton...more! LaTe

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
stiiiiiick it...another one im a fan of

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witty cent is now live on stage!
 
'girls just wanna have fun' i sing along songs as i listen to them skiing and cindy lauper has never steered me wrong

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
when ever i slide S-rails... i make this hissssssssing noise like i'm a ssssssslithering sssssssnake

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I am Ben Wallace
 
the way i see it, it's death vs. glory

you can do it, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it

commit, commit, commit, commit

then it becomes.. shit, shit ,shit!

NS Philosopher
 
its like im standin there you know appreciatin god's design and then you showed up, its like you read my mind, DAMN SHE'S FINE! -do it for the ladies

 
'you can't be me cause i'm a rockstar'

i actually just sing the lines i know to that song over and over

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
'if i land this, hot chicks will want to sleep with me'

Sponsored By Your Mom

Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs

Make Turns, Not War

Bomb Hills, Not People

Member #259

 
its going to feel so good if i land this, but if not i might not be able to ski the next hit

Ten Years After...
 
I live for this.

show time.

smile for the camera.

drugs cannot compare.

thanks for the insurance dad.

stomp this.

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
Lets do it

do it do it do it

swwwwiiiiitttcchhhh

shkaboom

oww call ski patrol

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
'Ok, here it comes, going to fast, nope, going to slow, nope, remember to set rotation, dont fucking overrotate again, spot the landing.. here it com-WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOOK MY LINE'

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Rowen

'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
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^If i'm thinking about anything else I'll mess myself...that's some Zen shit right thur.

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'Skimack rips harder than any 'loc''' (VC)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
'These skis are made for skiing, and that's just what they'll do! - Nice to make you feel better when you've just hit a rock with your new pair of skis!

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What ist loss mit du kinder? ~Aaron asking in HIS german what's wrong with an Austrian kid

'Toe: The perfect tool for finding furniture in the dark!' - Tom

'Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity' - bern0071
 
'where the fuck is the landing...ohh there it is, but why is it upside down...? OHH SHIT!!'

that followed by a bit of pain

 
I bet Tanner Hall thinks about a pair of pants so baggy not even he could wear them

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
 
its my life, its now or neverrrr, I aint gonna live foreverrrrr .....humming (i dont know the rest of the words)

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS
 
about 5 feet from the lip i always think 'why am i doing this'

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
Friend-do it

Me-no fucking way, i am not going to do that

Friend-aww come on

Me-no man

Fri-Do it

Me-ahh fine

Me (thinking)-hot chick, hot chick, hot chick, rail/jump/drop, hot chick, stomp, hot chick

Other ski people-Jarrod do you want free skis and unlimited blow jobs from our very hot secretary workers from Armada/Line/4FRNT

Me-no i am way too good for you, haha not.

dude hes asian, asians think about this fucked up shit

don't worry im not racist i have a colored tv

-aftermathdestroyer23
 
some of these comments are fucking lame. he's making a design project fools. He's not going to copy your pity ass commentary on this 2pg spread.

go big or go home fuckers

*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*

 
I'm way too lanky for this...

-Joel

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

Capital City Rider

lanky steeze
 
- Oh shit

- ehhhh

- ok now just slowly turn body

- yes sliding the rail! look soo cool!

- ouch that hurt a lot

- cant breathe... argg

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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